Astrocalypse's crappy OCs

Never put Adres and Malice in the same room

There's that iconic smug on Adres face. They're expecting this day to go well. Oh boy.. if only they knew who they're about to meet..

They entered a room. Their eyes immediately darted towards a person with purple and bat-like motifs. Could this be the person that Astro wants them to meet??

"It's... Nice meeting you.. My name is Adres. And I overthrew Satan. You must've heard of me."

Adres offered their hand for a handshake, expecting Malice to be a decent person.

"PFFT-"

Malice tried holding their laughter and failed.

"What's so funny!?"

The shadow over Adres' face becomes darker and their mood gets worse.

"*Snorts* HEH HAHAHAH BAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW THE FUCK DID A SHORT ASS MOTHERFUCKER LIKE YOU EVEN--"

Malice laughed so hard they clutched their stomach. They can't even feel pain, it's merely an imitation. Adres balled their fists in anger, their knuckles turning white.

"THEY WEREN'T KIDDING WHEN THEY TOLD ME HOW SHORT YOU ARE HAHAHAH!!!!!1!1!!"

"SHUT UP"

Adres had enough and finally yelled at them. Their hands summoning fire.

"Aww did I hit a nerve?"

Malice taunts and tilted their head. Adres summoned a ball of fire, throwing it directly at the purple piece of shit and missing. This only made the purple bitch laugh, and enraging Adres.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Five minutes later. The room is on fire.

"STOP FUCKING TELEPORTING!!!1!!1!"

"NUH UH!!"

"THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH UH"!?"