Just to Inform these were not made up by me. I do NOT OWN IT!
Their was a man from Bengal,
Who went to a fancy dress ball.
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But a dog ate him up in the hall.
Their was a man from NANTUCKET,
Who put all his cash in a bucket.
He had a daughter called nan,
Who ran away with a man.
As for the bucket,
NAN TUCKET.
To be continued...
Raps
The palace rap
Their was once a Queen as proud as can be, she was filled to the brim with dignity, until a drummer from a distant land, came to play in the royal band. And he played with a pitter and a pit pit pat and he played with a rappety rat tat tat. And the queen she heard In the drums wild beat , something that made her tap her feet. And her feet went a tappin and her hands went a clapping and she said I'm the queen who's gunna go a rappin. So she rapped with a pitter and a pit pit pat. And she rapped with a rappety rat tat tat. She rapped the ballroom, she rapped round the throne but she didn't like a rappin all alone. So the page boy, the footman,the cook and the maid, rapped round the palace all that day. And the soldiers threw their caps in the air, and they rapped all around trafalgur square . And the tourists , the shoppers and city folk too all said what fun lets join in too. So they rapped with a pitter and a pit pit pat and they rapped with a rappety rat tat tat.
