Billdip I'm in love with a monster

The Mark of a Mate

"Soooo let me get this straight you went to the bathroom to throw up and it just closed on you?" Stan said not believing our story.

"W-well yes..." I should really lie to him.......BECAUSE HELL NO WAS I TELLING HIM THE TRUTH.

"DIPPER!!!!" Stan yelled

"What, what!?!?"
"You zoned out, your free to go "he said laying back in the lazy chair infront of the Tv.

I ran up to my room to Mabel she seemed sad.

"I know your lying....." She said," and Stan knows it too...."

"Why won't you tell me!!!!!' she whinned.

"Mabel I cant............" I pleaded.

She turned in her bed to stare at the wall. But I could never tell her that I almost had sex with bill.

That I might be hopelessly in love with a man- NO WORSE demon who tried to kill us and succeeded in ruining her romance.

"Hopelessly is interesting pine tree." Bill said as he walked up the stairs.

"I hate you."
I herd his voice in my mind.
*you of all people know that's not true.*

He winked at me as I stood there in shock and blushing like a cherry.

He walked over to Mabel and sat down next to her. Oh crap I have to stop him from saying anything like se-.

"DIPPER YOU NEED TO RUN TO TOWN AGAIN!!!!" Stan yelled

I looked at Bill, unfazed by the yelling talking to Mabel, then at the stairs.

And then slowly descended each step keeping a weary glacé on them till they were completely out of sight.

"What do I need to get?" I said approaching Stan.

"Just some food for us tonight Soos broke the microwave AND oven with his experiments..."

"You alright dipper?"

"What, ya fine, fine."

~~~~~~~~time elapse~~~

I brought home fried chicken and made homemade mashed potatoes, macaroni and cheese, and green beans.

Stan never came to the table.

"Dipper I talked to Bill and......." Mabel started.

Shit

"OH MY FLUPPING PUDDING YOU ARE *nh nh* WITH *gn gn*" she squealed.

"Mabel what even was that......." I said with an exasperated sigh.

I turned to an evil grinning bill "How much did you tell her?"

"Don't worry little pine tree she doesn't know the bathroom story."

"BUT I HAVE MY IDEEEAAAASSS." Squealed Mabel.

"Please tell me Stan doesn't know!!!" I say worried.

He. Would. Flip.

"No." Mabel and Bill said in unison.

"You really found him in the middle of an alley!!!" Mabel said

"Mabel it's bedtime go up to your room and go to bed."

"Sorry dipdip no can do, I'm going to a slumber party at Grenda's!!!!"

"Fine get your bags and go I'm tired.."

"Bye bye brobro!!!!"
"Have a good time." I shouted back

I noticed bill staring at me in puzzlement.