Oh please don't try this... Be a human!!

my experience of vampires

believe me, you don't want to become a vampire! that is so disgusting. You will lose your soul, you will never be able to see the sun again and you will drink blood!!! Ewww and now it is a story time!! :D I was in a little friend group we were four and we shared everything together. Two of us believed in vampires but not the other Two. I did not believe in vampires. Well one of my friends wanted to be a vampire. We all thought it was a joke because she was never serious so yeah we just laughed at her and she got really angry and ran out. We did not know what to do!!! it was night and we were alone in a a hotel in the middle of Frankfurt (Germany). My friend that did not believe in vampires said '' she's probably just a little angry but she will get over it. We should let her be alone for a few minutes.'' We did all agree that, so we waited and we waited and waited. She had been outside for a hour. My friend that believed in vampires got afraid of her. She was all alone and some one could steal her or even kill her and oh no he started to think about vampires again so he sceemed ''WHAT IF SHE GOT KILLED BY A VAMPIRE??????'' and he ran out. We went after him and spied on him. He ran for a long time screaming her name until she found him, she didn't see us but she saw him and she was a little diffrend than usual but well she was always the wierd one in our friend group. We thought they would kiss. ( yeah they were in love but they didn't want us to know but we knew it anyway) And she kissed him but after that she killed him and we saw it! she killed on of our best friends and one of our friends was a monster. Thank god that she didn't see us but she was always after us. She killed her whole family (and she had a BIG family) and a year after that she killed my friend. I'm the only one alive after in our friend group and i know she's after me.... so here you can have it vampires are nasty and the only thing they do is ruining lives. They may look fancy in twilight but thats not real thats just a film.

Do you still want to become a vampire? Well okay i have some steps for you go outside really sad at the night (it works best in big cities) and just find someone to turn you. They will not turn you if you are afraid or happy so try to be sad. That is the best mood. 

 I will make a longer story about this all and explain everything better if i will be alive tomorrow.......

Have a nice life - the lonely catnip