DNF || Mafia Oneshots

❤️ New rules ❤️

(Weary? ⬆️⬆️⬆️)

They sat around the table. Eating while Georges step sister rushing around in the kitchen.
"What are you doing?" George said leaning back on his chair.
"Cleaning up after you messy assholes." Sam said walking into the room with the others.
"What the fuck? We dont do anything?" George furrowed the eyebrows.
"Maybe thats the problem." Sam smiled sarcastically.
"What?" George replied drinking beer.
"Ive made some rules." Sam said smiling and sitting down on a chair next to George.

"Rules and no Questions." Sam said.
No one responded.
"One.... 10pm curfew. And ill be checking who isnt here."
"Well it wont be me." George chuckled drinking beer.
"Yes. It will." Sam turned to George
"My shift starts at 10." George said putting his beer down.
"Get a different job then. Get a daytime job."
"Number 2 No sexual acts in this house."

Everyone stayed quiet but they heard the stares at Dream and George.
"Number 3 no weapons in or out."

Ruckus erupted from the table.

"HEY! IM NOT DEALING WITH YOU LOT TODAY! NO QUESTIONS."

"Number 4 No swearing."
"What the fuck? Why?" Dream asked confused
"Young ears."
"Where?" Dream asked.
Sam pointed to Dream.
"ME? WHY ME?" Dream raised his voice .
"You're significantly younger than everyone here." Sam replied.
"ME? YOUNG. IM THE OLDEST ONE FUCKING HERE."
"Mmm. No. That would be me." Sam said.
"Okay. Go on then . How old are you?" Dream asked.
"That rude."
"Doesnt answer my fucking Question." Dream said quickly.
"27." Sam replied.
"29. Thank you very much." Dream said sitting down.
"Wheres your birth certificate?"
"Ah . Yes that normal thing i carry around with me with my liver disease and ADHD diagnosis papers in my pocket." Dream said taking a drink from George beers.

Dream mumbled a quick thanks. George nodded his head finding it amusing that Dream and Sam were fighting.

"Number 5."
"Ive given up listening." Dream stood up before gently kissing the top of Georges head.
"Yeah. It's because of your ADHD. You cant do jackshit."

Dreams blood boiled.

"Number 5 No shoe in the Ho-" Sam Squealed as Dream grabbed her by the collar and dragged her across the floor. Dream threw her against the wall before sitting on the couch.

"Just because i have ADHD doesn't mean i cant do anything ." Dream folded his arms.
"Yeah right." Sam chuckled getting annoyed at Dream.
George quickly got to his feet. George jumped over the back of the couch and continued watching everything unfold. Dream sat down next to George. Dream calmly placed his hand on Georges waist gently stroking it to keep Dream happy.

"You breaking one of my rules."
"What fucking one? Stay 10 kilometres away from everyone?"
"2 now. Swearing and Sexual actions."
"What considers as a flirting action. Fucking talking ?" George asked chirping into this conversation. The others walked in.
"Were sitting next to each other."
The some of the others sat on the empty space on the couch and other scattered on the floor.
"Number 5 no shoes." Dream got a pair of fake binoculars out and looked at Sams feet. Big blocky shoes were covering her feet.
"Uh huh got it." Dream said still looking at the feet.
"Number 6 Security cameras will be installed in every single room. The first one being you two." Sam said pointing at Dream and George.
"Great."
"With audio."
"Just sit downstairs you'll here them fine." Alice chirped .
"I hope you choke on your drink." Dream snarled back.
"yeah like George do-" Dream threw an unsheathed butterfly knife at Alice . Alice barely dodging it.

"Shut the fuck up you prick." Dream said.

"Number 7 Breakfast will be served at 8. 20 minute gap before it goes in the bin
Number 8 No man can be within 10 kilometres of a women."
"Damn it , was going to have sex with my wife." Dream muttered lightly. George laughed
"What did you say?" Sam asked.
"Nothing." Dream said walking to his room while laughing.

"No." Sam pointed at George who was about to get up and run after Dream.

"No. Dont do it." Sam looked at George angrily.

George smirked. George sprung to his feet and ran towards the stairs.

"NO! George! Get back here." Sam chased after George. Dream stood at the top of the stairs . George got behind Dream.

"Dont break your rules."
"What?" Sam chuckled.
"Number 8. No woman can be within 10 kilometers of a man."
"What? They dont apply to me."
"What makes you so special."
"Im a Woman." Sam smiled.
"So is she." Dream said looking at Alice.
"Yeah she gets special treatment."
"Yes. She does. " Dream said holding George by the waist.
"Because she earned our respect. She didnt come in here changing everything just for her own pleasure."
"Shes a fat lump like you-Ugh." Dream kicked Sam in the face . Sam tumbled down the marble stairs hitting her bones awkwardly and painfully.

Dream and George walked across the corridor.
"That was hot." George accidentally said.
"What?" Dream looked at George.
"You heard what i said."
"I know. But i want you to say it again because you sister is coming and i wanna piss her off more."

"Your so hot." George said louder as Dream pinned him against the wall . Dream moved his head to the side so that Sam couldnt see what they were doing.

"Fuck sake!" Sam said from the end of the corridor.

Sam disappeared for a little while. The Two boys went back downstairs.

"What did you two do?" Alice chuckled as Sam ran around the house stressing.
"Got too close for her liking." Dream folded his arms man spreading on the couch again with George leaning against his arm.

Sam Unrolled the duck tape on the roll. Sam put a line on the floor.
"George. Come over here."
"Go on. Dont disobey your sister."
George snarled before standing infront of Sam.
"What?" George said.

Sam pushed George over the duck tape line.

"You. stay that side" Sam said to George whos jaw was on the floor.

Sam walked over and snuggled into Dream.
"Sam." Dream smirked lightly.
"Hmm?" Sam looked up at Dream.
"Rule Number 8. Your breaking it."
"They dont apply to me."
"Does that mean the rules dont apply to me outside?"
"What?" Sam said.

Dream flicked his eyes at Alice. She smirked and walked outside.

Dream shrugged his shoulders before standing up and leaving. Dream managed to make it to the car where George was in the passenger seat and Alice middle back.

"Sorry were so close to you Alice, We might man handle you." Dream said as he turned the car on.
"I'll cut your dick off." Alice said.
"Thanks." Dream said as he started driving.

"Wanna go eat somewhere?" Dream asked the two.
"Gunna take us on a date to mcdonalds because thats what you normally take us."
"Because you dont know restaurant etiquette."
"What the fuck does that mean?" George asked. Dream rolled his eyes.
"It mean you dont understand how to act in a restaurant." Dream said as Alice and George kept quiet. They didnt know that.

"Fine . Ill take you to a restaurant. But your not my kids and im not your parent so dont act like it." Dream said pulling off the highway which he was driving way too fast to be on.

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"I understand when you said i dont understand how restaurants work." George said

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"Ive never been more embarrassed in my life." Dream said to George while drying his hair and putting a clean pair of underwear on.
"mm. Sorry." George said rolling over.
"Get better before i take you on dates more often."
"More often?" George asked.
"That is if you get better at eating in public." Dream said .