How To Make Friends: Guide

Option #3

 Option #3:#EatUpThis option is where you relate via food.

Step #1:Firstly, like always, you have to find your potential friend.

Step #2:Once you've found your potential friend, you'll just have to watch them for a bit. The times you should watch them is whilst they eat such as a lunch time. Try to sit some what near them. I would suggest sittingbehind them but in a way so you can see them eating. Look at the type of food they're eating. Look to see if they're avoiding eating meat or junk food. Look at the way they chew on their food, how big of bites they take, etc.

Step #3:Now you bring the type of food they like to work and/or school and mimic the way they were eating. Even share it with others which should intrige them. If you need help mimicing the way they eat I suggest practising at home. If it's still difficult and/or you have a bad memory. I suggest you attempt to record them eat. Then record yourself mimicing them so you know what you can do differently.

Step #4:After that you've got to follow them home and see what they eat at home. See what they eat for breakfast and dinner, and see what snacks they eat.

Step #5:Now you have to make the food they always eat and put it on the doorstep for them, and put it on their desk at work. Or, put it in their locker at school. You'll have to do this for about a week to be sure it will work. Do it for a shorter time at your own risk. *NOTICE* If you see them throwing out the food you've been making for them fetch it out of the trash and put a note on it saying 'I made this with love, don't throw it away - from anon'. Hopefully that will make them stop. But if they keep doing it I suggest finding a new person.

Step #6:After admiring them for afar it's time to confront them. Instead of just walking up to them and saying "hi" what you should do is have them catch you in the act. Purposely put the food in/on their desk and/or locker so that you know they'll see you. Once they confront you and ask you what you're doing, say that you've been making them food because you wanted to be their friend. (For this step you're going to need a wedding cake.) Then hold up the wedding cake and ask if they'd like to share. No matter if they say no or yes drag them over to a table, put the wedding cake down and shove their head in it. Force feed it to them. If they refuse to chew it, chew it for them then spit it in their mouth. They'll thank you later. And they'll be your friend!*NOTICE* I shall not be held responsible for any law suits regarding this option. It's not assualt, it's friendship.