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"April Fools, Idiot." - (Read the A/N before reading the chapter please!)

**A/N** hihi! I hope you're all doing good! 💗 it's Gabbie, and I had an idea (a late idea, but nonetheless an idea) spark earlier today, and I know this book is centered around N x Uzi, but I felt like switching it up a tad bit and make a chapter where N and V are Uzi's (adopted, not-blood-related, whatever you'd like to call it!) siblings and V and Uzi have a little rivalry for April fools day, and N just cannot catch a break. :')
(This will have another part, I'm just reallyyy tired right now lol)

Enjoy!! 🫶
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**N's POV**

To say N was exhausted was putting it lightly. After helping Thad decorate for his sick as hell party, Restocking the oil reserves for himself, V, and Uzi, and even trying to learn what Uzi was learning at school to help the time go by, he was exhausted. N opened the door to the spire flopping down onto the soft couch.

"Finally, some peace and quiet" N thought to himself. N had liked the quietness after a long day to catch up on rest. N was so tired, he was willing to sleep while still being curled up on the couch until his peace was long disturbed by V.

N knew exactly how this went. You see, after Uzi's dad you know? Left her to die, J was gone, and V was help captive to prevent any other incidents with the workers, N thought that having the two people he cared about the most, V and Uzi, live together with him was a good idea! He also saw many opportunities for V and Uzi to bond a bit! Get a little closer!

He did see a bit of progress, but he'd be lying if he said the two females were getting along just swell.. and as for his peace and quiet, that was also, not going well.
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*V's POV / Third Person POV*

"YOU LITTLE NARC" V yelled across her room at the shorter drone pushing her out of her doorway. Uzi had the fucking BRILLIANT idea to pull a prank on V. Apparently it was something the humans did on the 1st day of April, something called "April Fools"? She didn't know, nor did she care. "What's the issue V? I don't see anything wrong!" Uzi said in a sarcastic tone with a giggle, all while leaning against V's doorframe.

"YOU covered all of MY THINGS in this weird fucking pasta looking stuff." V snapped back at her. "It's called Silly String you uncultured drone" Uzi fought back, "and what was the "Narc" comment for, I've never snitched on you!" Uzi said with annoyance in her voice. V turned her back to Uzi and opened a drawer on her nightstand, pulling out a purple and black book with stickers of "Kuromi" on it with the words "Uzi Doorman" on the side. "Listen here purple.. thing? Whatever the hell you are. You may have never snitched on me VERBALLY, but what about this?" V said holding the book in front of Uzi, and to put her satisfaction into simple words, Uzi was FREAKING out.

V loved that. "Payback always works its way" she thought to herself. She was pulled out of her thoughts as Uzi ran up to her trying to grab the book, but due to V being significantly taller than Uzi and having the ability to hold it higher with her tail, the younger girl was struggling to say the least. "GIVE IT BACK STUPID IDIOT!" Uzi shouted at V while trying to reach her *diary* that V was taunting in front of her.

"Nah. Don't feel like it." V said with a smug grin while crossing her arms. While V was busy giggling, Uzi being the little gremlin she  is snuck behind V, climbing onto her nightstand and stood up on it, ready to pounce onto V and take back her diary.

Before anyone could say anything, Uzi knew that it would be seen as "dangerous" to sneak up on V, and even though they weren't "besties", V didn't have it in her to hurt Uzi and Uzi would feel guilty for making V feel bad, blah blah blah, so, she planned out her attack but almost fell flat on her face as the door to V's room opened, catching both the girls off guard.

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these 3 are so silly!!

anyways, I can't wait to give you Part 2 in the next day or so! :-)

also, should I maybe incorporate some sibling dynamic into this book or make a separate?

thank you for reading and I'll see you soon with Part 2 of this! 🫶

bye for now!
- Gabbie