star wars react: a new hope

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EXT. TATOOINE - ROCK CANYON - SUNSET

The gargantuan rock formations are shrouded in a strange foreboding mist and the ominous sounds of unearthly creatures fill the air. R2-D2 moves cautiously through the creepy rock canyon, inadvertently making aloud clicking noise as he goes. He hears a distant, hard, metallic sound and stops for a moment. Convinced he is alone, he continues on his way. In the distance, a pebble tumbles down the steep canyon wall and a small dark figure darts into the shadows.

A little further up the canyon a slight flicker of light reveals a pair of eyes in the dark recesses only a few feet from the narrow path. The unsuspecting robot waddles along the rugged trail until suddenly, out of nowhere, a powerful magnetic ray shoots out of the rocks and engulfs him in aneurine glow. He manages one short electronic squeak before he topples over onto his back. His bright computer lights flicker off, then on, then off again. Out of the rocks scurry three Jawas, no taller than R2-D2.

They holster strange and complex weapons as they cautiously approach the robot. They wear grubby cloaks and their faces are shrouded so that only their glowing yellow eyes can be seen. They hiss and make odd guttural sounds as they heave the heavy robot onto their shoulders and carry him off down the trail.

EXT. TATOOINE - ROCK CANYON - SANDCRAWLER - SUNSET

The eight Jawas carry R2-D2 out of the canyon to a huge tank-like vehicle the size of a four-story house. They weld a small disk on the side of R2-D2 and then put him under a large tube on the side of the vehicle and the little robotics sucked into the giant machine. The filthy little Jawas scurry like rats up small ladders and enter the main cabin of the behemoth transport.

INT. SANDCRAWLER - HOLD AREA

It is dim inside the hold area of the Sand crawler. R2-D2 switches on a small floodlight on his forehead and stumbles around the scrap heap. The narrow beam swings across rusty metal rocket parts and an array of grotesquely twisted and maimed Astro-robots. He lets out a pathetic electronic whimper and stumbles off toward what appears to be a door at the end of the chamber.

INT. SANDCRAWLER - PRISON AREA

R2-D2 enters a wide room with a four-foot ceiling. In the middle of the scrapheap sit a dozen or so robots of various shapes and sizes. Some are engaged in electronic conversation, while others simply mill about. A voice of recognition calls out from the gloom.

C-3PO "R2-D2! It's you! It's you!" he says happy to see his friend again

A battered C-3PO scrambles up to Artoo and embraces him.

EXT. TATOOINE - ROCK CANYON - SANDCRAWLER - SUNSET

The enormous Sand crawler lumbers off toward the magnificent twin suns, which are slowly setting over a distant mountain ridge.

EXT. TATOOINE - DESERT - DAY

Four Imperial stormtroopers mill about in front of the half buried life pod that brought R2-D2 and C-3PO to Tatooine. A trooper yells to an officer some distance away.

FIRST TROOPER "Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction."

A second trooper picks up a small bit of metal out of the sand and gives it to the first trooper.

SECOND TROOPER "Look, sir - droids."

EXT. TATOOINE - DUNES

The Sand crawler moves slowly down a great sand dune.

INT. SANDCRAWLER

Threepio and R2-D2 noisily bounce along inside the cramped prison chamber. R2-D2 appears to be shut off.