NOT MUCH LATER, Naruto's POV
I can't stop myself. He was repeatedly smashing the jump button on the controller, trying to get over the canyon. He was balanced on his stomach on the floor, his elbows were up and all askew trying to drive with the controller and biting his lip. It was like the millionth time he was trying it but he kept crashing and burning at the bottom of the cliff. I was waiting patiently for him to get to the critical part of the course, the part that was giving him so much trouble. Almost there. Wait. Wait. Waaaiiiiiit. One more curve, now!
Without warning, I leaned down and licked the back of his neck. Crash! Score 1, Naruto! He spun on me, eyes practically shooting fire. "Dammit, teme! I almost had it!"
I rolled over on the floor, holding my stomach and laughing like a crazy man. "No, you didn't. How can you be so bad at this?" I threw the empty popcorn bowl at him. He easily smacked it out of the air, scattering popcorn kernels everywhere, and lit a tiny bolt of blue electricity on his fingertip.
"Don't tempt me! I will Chidori you until you beg for mercy."
I gave him my best fake-petrified face and bolted out of the room. He was so close behind me that when the hall dead-ended, I had to take a quick left and ended up in Itachi's room. I ran straight through and out the sliding door to the outside walkway. Sasuke took a couple of light steps up the side wall and launched himself at me. He flew over my head as I crouched to get out of the way of his fist, and used the crouch to propel myself toward the door I just had raced in through. It would have worked perfectly if his reflexes weren't so good. He grabbed the edge of the doorframe, switched his grip, and crashed right into me. We both sprawled on the floor, giggling.
He recovered first. I was too busy still laughing. He scooped me off the floor and threw me over his shoulder, while I kept squirming and kidney-punching him yelling for him to put me down. Sasuke walked into his own room next door where he tossed me onto the bed. He jumped up and stood over me with his Chidori-finger pointed an inch away from my face. I opened my eyes really wide, put my hands over my mouth, and started wailing, "Aaaaah! I'll tell you everything! J-just n-n-n-ot the Ch-chidori!!"
"Hn. You deserve it. I ought to Chidori the crap out of you!"
"Oh, yeah? Are you trying to start a fight, pretty boy?" I grinned at the childhood insult as I said it.
He dropped to his knees and straddled me. His face was now inches away from mine, and his soft, black hair was tickling my cheeks. "What if I am?"
OHMYGOD WHAT HAVE I STARTED? His breath is hot against my face and he smells like cookies. Warm, homemade chocolate chip cookies, for fuck's sake. I am in way over my head now, and I know it. "I could KICK YOUR ASS!" poking him in the chest with every word. "Or distract you with my blindingly good looks. *GRIN*" Fingers crossed, I grimaced to myself.
"Tch. I'm very focused. You can't poss- . . ."
He got no further. I reached up and pulled his face down to mine so his last words were muffled against my lips. He pulled his head back slightly so he could look at me. I answered his silent question with a huge smile. "Officially distracted," Sasuke said and bent down to kiss me again. Score 2, Naruto!
He broke away after a few minutes of very hot, very distracting kissing. "Hey, dobe, I think I'm hungry. Are you hungry?"
I propped myself up on my elbows and just stared at him in confusion. "Uum, wait. What?"
"Yeah, I think I'm going to go make a snack," he said as he started to scoot toward the edge of the bed. I grabbed his hand and tried to pull him back so he couldn't leave.
"Please stay here for a little bit longer."
"Ha, revenge is sweet!" He smiled wickedly at me, and fell on his back next to me on the bed. Damn, Score 2, Naruto; score 1, Sasuke.
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Sasuke's Mission
FanfictionThis is really crap, and totally embarrassing! 🤪please don't read 🙏🏼 Naruto has been trying to find his friend, the traitor. An alternative path for the story we love. Sorry, all, but the real Shippuden is so depressing, I have to imagine it th...