" Oookay, everyone! Now, for today's trust exercise, will be- " Angel raises his hand. " Might I suggest an exercise? You guys are always complaining that I'm useless and do nothing around the hotel, right? " Vaggie sighs and gazes at Angel with a growl. " What's your idea, Angel..? " Angel smirks. " 7 minutes in heaven! And NO ONE is allowed to not participate! " Charlie frowns. She opens her mouth to speak but is interrupted by a high-pitched radio squeak. " Charlie, dear. I'm a little confused about what that is exactly? " Angel sneers. " Old man. Anyways, Smiles, 7 minutes in heaven, is a game where two people, or more, go into a closet, and fuck! " Another loud, scratchy radio squeak filled the room. Husk yells from the bar. " ALASTOR! WILL YOU STOP SQUEAKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! " Alastor's eye twitched a little. " Well, my fine fellow, Husker. I deeply apologize. But please.. " Alastor pauses for a second before his antlers grow a bit, his eyes going dark and his head cracking from side to side.. " $нцт чѳця Gѳд. Даѫп ѫѳцтн " Husk backs away with his ears pulling behind his head. Alastor reverts to his normal self. " Good kitty. " Lucifer walks into the hotel. " damn, Bitch. I was able to hear you from outside the hotel. " Charlie smiles over at Lucifer. " Hey, dad! " Lucifer struts over to Charlie. " Hey Charlie! Just came for a visit. " Alastor gets a sudden feeling in his stomach. ' What is this? ' Alastor thought. ' Am.. I sick..? ' " I'm going to my room. " Alastor shadows away to his room.
Alastor paces around his room. He throws his cane against the wall and curls up in his bed. " Damn it, Damn it, Damn it, Damn it! What is this!? FUCKING SHIT! " Alastor accidentally yells. He covers his mouth quickly and prays that no one heard him.
" FUCKING SHIT! " Charlie heard Alastor yell. A concerned look plastered over her face. " Charlie? What's wrong. " Lucifer comforts Charlie. " Alastor never yells like that unless he's really upset. Like, more upset than scalding hot rage. " Lucifer holds in a laugh. " Dad, can you go check on him..? For me? " Charlie uses her ' Come on, you owe me ' voice. Lucifer sighs and nods. Lucifer makes his way upstairs with a grunt.
Alastor's room was a mess. Shattered glass everywhere, ripped up clothing and paper, and his cane was about to be split in half until a knock came from the door. Alastor's ears shot up, and his antlers shrunk and grew in stress. " W-who is it? " Alastor calls out in a rather shaky voice. His voice squeaked like a radio as he spoke. " It's me, shithead. " Lucifer spits. Alastor shoved himself against the door. Lucifer struggled to push the door open and succeeded. Alstor stood and stared in embarrassment. Lucifer slightly blushed at the shirtless man in front of him. " PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON! " Alastor shuddered a bit. " I..uh... Kinda..ripped them all? " The filter in his voice cracking slightly. " Ugh. Is your coat at least still in tack.? " " No. " Alastor spat. Lucifer threw his small coat onto Alastor to at least cover him a little. " Here, get into bed. That might help. " Lucifer grumbled out. Alastor climbed into bed and covered up. Lucifer was about to leave when he heard Alastor mutter something. " What was that, Shithead? " Alastor reluctantly muttered it out louder. " I still can't hear you, Al. " Alastor groaned and pretended to turn ' The radio volume up ' on his head. " I ASKED YOU TO STAY A BIT LONGER, BITCH. " Alastor yelled angerly. " Okay, okay. Jeez. " Lucifer sat down on the bed beside Alastor. Alastor pulled him in by the waist so that he was lying beside Alastor. " Want a blanket, dear? " Alastor whispers with a romantic tone. Lucifer blushes a bit. " Sure.. ". Alastor pulls the blanket over Lucifer so that they are now under the same blanket and cuddling close. Lucifer nuzzles into Alastor's chest, which was sort of fluffy. Alastor gasps quietly, and his ears pull back in confusion. " Al, there is something I have been meaning to tell you. " Alastor rolls over to his back and sighs. " Same here, Lucifer. " Lucifer allows Alastor to speak first. " I.. I love you, Lucifer. I know you might not feel the same way, but- " Lucifer smiles brightly. " Are you fucking kidding me!? I was gonna tell you that! " Lucifer jumps up and kisses Alastor with a smile. Alastor holds Lucifer's head close and deepens the kiss. Lucifer breaks the kiss. " Oh~ so it's one of those nights, is it~? " Alastor looks at Lucifer in confusion. A frown crosses Lucifer's face. " Have you seriously never had sex..? " Alastor smiles innocently. " Nope! " Lucifer stares deep into Alastor's eyes. " Wanna make tonight your first~? " Alastor stares at Lucifer blankly. " Sure..? "
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FanfictionAlastor has always enjoyed getting under Lucifer's skin. But now, there is a different meaning to that sentence.
