Clockwork Shorts

Episode 1: Will and DUCKS

It was a nice day at the park Tessa, Will and Jem where having a fine day when suddenly a duck came near them...
Will : AH!!!! DUCKS IT'S DuCKS JEM HELP ME!!!!!!
Jem: Clam down Will try feeding them bread I'm sure it will make you and the duck happy...
*Will gave a fresh piece of bread to the duck*
Will: They're biting me Jem THEY'RE BITING ME JEM!!!!!!
Jem: Calm down Will... Relax don't pull your arm let nature guide you.
Will: WHAT THE HELL THOSE THAT MEAN!!!!! NATURE IS HELL!!!
Jem: WILL DON'T BE A SHIT ADULT .....Ooopppsss
Will: Your the one who shitty Jem. I'm William Herondale you know? We Herondale's are very talented and attractive.....
Jem: Pfftt and has a never ending fear of DUCKS in the family blood. I'm surprise that Cecilia is not afraid of DUCKS.
Will: Cecily is women. We don't understand women. It's in our beautiful Herondale blood. Even thought Cecily is my
blood related sister.
Jem: Will if you piss me of again I'm going to go back to the Silent City again...
Jem: ..... Will are you ok? Will.... OH SHIT HE FAINTED AGAIN TESSA GET THe AMBULANCE !!!! Tessa? Where is
that women?
Suddenly out of the blues
Tessa: Jem!!!! What's wrong?
Jem: WILL FAINTED AGAIN!!!!!
Tessa: What? Jem did you get him near DUCKS again?
Jem: No...Well....He said he wanted to over come his fear so.... I....you get the point right Tess
Tessa: You DO KNOW that his fears of sweet and lovely DUCKS won't disappear for a milennium right?!
Jem: well I guess he was joking...come on Tess he's gonna die soon
Tessa: By the Angle , I married a man that's afraid of innocent DUCKS. DUCKS Jem , DUCKS!!!! Can you believe that.
Jem: I know that so AMAZING William Herondale is afraid of grace full DUCKS.
Tessa: Your so sarcastic. I love you.
Jem: I love you too Tess
*Jem kisses Tessa on the forehead*
Will: Tessa are you cheating on me?
Jem: Will are you jealous? Oooooooo
*Jem starts to sing*
The stars shine bright,
Under the night,
When Will Herondale is sceraming of fright,
DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS,
He say.
Tessa: Dear god Jem!! No need to be so mean!
Jem: Fine...fine I'm sorry I know that was not funny.... Just trying to make you happy Will ...but guess that didn't work :'(
Will: Well, we Herondale's blood line are very sensitive, Jem. But, I forgive you since you are my Parabatai.
Jem: Ok....
*When suddenly something awesome happened*
Jem: Hey...... Am I imagining things or is that Magnus and Church coming towards us right now.
*Will and Tessa turned their head's to the left*
Magnus: Evening everyone, thought I pay a little visit to see how my friends were doing.
*Magnus waves and smiles*
Magnus: Miss Tessa gorgeous as ever.
Tessa: Well, Mr. Bane fabulous as always
Magnus: Will Herondale bold and good looking while you Jem Castairs healthy and smiling as usual...
Will: Thank you, Mr. Bane! I see your liking to cats. As usual.....
Magnus: Will I thought I brought your cat with me to....~~*giggles*~~....well to comfort you from your FEAR
*suddenly out of randomness*
???: quack!!
Will: Don't mess with me Bane! You don't know that these ducks are savages! Savages I tell you!!
Magnus: .... Will behind you.
???:quack quack
Will: BY THE ANGEL! TESSA HOLD ME!!!
Tessa: My goodness Will your are sometimes such a chicken you know.
*Magnus laughs so hard until he was rolling, it's a good thing he was wearing pants this time*
Will: An attractive chicken~ don't you think.
*Jem pats the ducks neck*
Jem: See Will I told you, let nature guide you.
Will: You are with the Devils Jem. The Devils!
Jem: Or am I
*suddenly random piano music*
Jem: Will get the hell of Tessa! She seem that she's about to crack.
Tessa: By the Angel. What is that?
Jem: Oh, that's Eric my old friend. He likes to play the piano so much that he makes himself bring his piano EVERYWHERE with him. It's usually the park.
Will: Well, you could say his addiction is admirable.
Jem: WILL TESSA IS ABOUT TO CRACK!!!
Will: Tessa don't crack up!!!
Jem: And again this happens.
???: quack quack quack
Magnus: Well Will you are really 'famous' now.
*said Magnus trying not to laugh*
Will: Magnus Bane! I swear you'll be dead after I'm done with these demonic DUCKS!!!
*Magnus runs away*
Magnus: GGGgggoooooooddd lllluuuuucccckkkkk (good luck)
*Tessa and Jem cracks up laughing*
Will: Tessa, Jem aren't you going to help me?
Jem: Will my man ware these dark glasses, they will go away.
*Will takes the shades and wares them*
Will: Wow! These cool glasses do work.
*THE DUCKS WENT WILD*
Ducks: quack quack quack quack quack!!!!!!!
Jem: IT WORKED!!!! Will you just went into my trap. You're so cool the ducks are so not gonna leave you.
Will: You tyrant!!!
Jem: Now you're fear will wear of in no time.
*Jem gives a thumbs up*
*Tessa looks at hopeless Will*
Tessa: Awwww come on Willy, are you a man or a chicken?
Will: I'm literally a chicken-man!!!
*Tessa kisses Will on the lips, but something weird happened*
Obsessorrizing: Wut O.o
Me: THOSE FUCKING DUCKES PUCKED and left Will FOREVER!!!!!!
Obsessorrizing: NNnnnoooooooo!!!! Those sons of bitches!!!!
Me: So that's how... You know his fear was destroyed FOREVER. Jem was happy that his Parabatai was alright now and that his.... Hmm don't remember.
Me: So this is the end op chapter 1. Until next time luv AppleMintsCarlios.
Obsessorrizing: And Obsessorrizing!!!
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TOOTS~~~!!!!!....