TOO. MANY. QUESTIONS!!!

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Paimon: So! We've gotten a LOT of questions from you all, Izzy's not here right now- but let's answer. *clears throat* The following questions come from Kitty54Kat. "Sonic, what do you like to do other than running and hanging out with your friends?"

Sonic: ...Who gave you the phone-?

Paimon: Unimportant!! Now ANSWER.

Sonic: Uh- kicking Eggy's BUTT, obviously.

Paimon: Thank you. Shadow, "how many times have you chaos controlled?"

Shadow: ...A lot...

Paimon: ...Alright- Tails, "how many inventions have you made?"

Tails: ...About 1-

Paimon: I was expecting more-

Tails: 103.

Paimon: ...Excuse me?

Tails: 103... counting some failed ones.

Paimon: ...Damn. Kitty wants Amy to die-

Amy: Nope.

Paimon: Thought so. Knuckles, kiss Rouge-

Knuckles: *pecks her lips*

Rouge: 😳

Knuckles: We're obviously in a hustle here, bat girl. -_-

Rouge: 😳

Knuckles: *rolls eyes*

Paimon: Ok- Rouge, steal Shadow's chaos emerald.

Rouge: Done, hun. *spinning it on her finger*

Shadow: Hey! *takes it back*

Rouge: *pouts*

Shadow: Mine. Now get going.

Paimon: Right- Silver, kiss Blaze-

Blaze: WHY?!

Silver: *kisses her again* ...I love this game~

Blaze: *blushing madly, hides face in hands*

Paimon: Vector, do you like Charmy as a brother or son?

Vector: He's kinda like the son I could live without-

Charmy: Hey!!

Paimon: Charmy, how is life with the... "k-ooh-ticks"-?

Charmy: The Chaotix?

Paimon: ...Just answer the damn question. *glares*

Charmy: Alright, alright!! Um- cool, I guess...

Paimon: 200 words already- ok! Cream, do you like Tails?

Cream: He already has a girlfriend...

Paimon: ...I didn't hear a "no", but alright-

Cream: *blushing*

Paimon: Moving on!! EXE-

EXE: No!

Paimon: ...Put on Rouge's makeup- *snickers*

EXE: Ugh! I hate this game!!

Rouge: I'll help you, hun~ *giggles*

Gow: Good luck, she is BRUTAL.

EXE: *mumbling*

Paimon: Ok- next questions are from @Blue_OwO145. "Sonic, how's your relationship with Sally?"

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