Wink Olympiad
Winks liked winking. Everyday, she would wink and wink, hoping to win at the wink olympiad. She had one more year until she would be allowed to participate in the wink olympiad. Winks sat on top of the couch in the living room, daydreaming about winning in the wink olympiad.
"Winks, stop daydreaming and do your chores." Ordered Sarah who was Winks mum. "Your father is waiting for you." Winks blinked out of her daydreams and reluctantly went to do the chores.
"Daughter, you're going to grow up soon. I suggest you get a good job such as a engineer or something." Spoke Bob to Winks. "Ok dad." Winks said as she continued doing her chores. After she was done, she layed on her bed thinking about winning the wink olympiad.
One year had pasted and Winks decided to tell her parents about her dream. "Mum! Dad!" Exclaimed Winks. "I want to go to the wink olympiad." Sarah fainted and fell towards Bob. "There ain't no way your going, young lady." Declared Bob. "Look what you have done to your poor mother. Go to your room at once."
Winks had no choice but to obey her dad's order. She walked back to her room and thought about sharing the secret. She had shared the secret, knowing it would have changed everything. Winks obsession with winking grew as time pasted and it came closer to the wink olympiad.
One day, Winks was playing in the park when she spotted a wink ticket to compete in the wink olympiad. She gasped hard. Could this really be the day? She peered around, hoping that no one was looking for the wink ticket when a winker came and said, "Opps, I must have dropped that wink ticket on the ground because I can't find my wink ticket."
She lost all hope until the winker looked at Winks and asked, "Do you have a obsession for winking?" Winks nodded without hesitation. "I don't need this wink ticket anyways. You can have it." The winker passed the wink ticket to Winks. It was the best day of her life.
Winks rushed home and saw that her mum was recovering from her heart attack. "You're mum almost died because of the thought of you becoming a winker." Said Bob. Winks held up the wink ticket and showed it to her parents. Sarah gasped again and fainted again.
Winks bolted out of the house and charged towards the wink olympiad as it was starting in two hours. She arrived in a hour and waited impatiently for the wink olympiad to begin. "Winks! Get back here at once!!!!!!!!!" Screeched her mother while looking daggers in her eyes. Winks ran towards the wink olympiad entrance while her parents chased her down.
"Attention wink ladies and wink gentlemen!!!" Announced the wink olympiad hoster. "The olympiad will be starting in five minutes!!!" After that announcement. Bob pulled out a man bar and ate to get more energy. "GO HUSBAND!!!!! GET THAT WINK!!!!!!!!!!" Demanded Sarah as Bob sped up to capture the wild wink.
Winks was panting hard as Bob pulled out more man bars and sped up towards Winks. The host of the olympiad then announced the rules of the wink olympiad. "The competitors will be winking in the wink field where the winks will be scored. All winkers go to the wink place to prepare for the wink comp. Thank you." Winks suddenly switched directions and charged towards the wink place.
"Don't you dare!" Growled Bob as Sarah rushed to try to stop the wild wink. Winks dashed past her parents and grinned as she put a don weight against the door. "LET US IN!!!!!" Screeched Sarah as Bob reached for a chainsaw. Winks lined up behind the competitors and sweated as Bob started to saw the door down.
"Wink olympiad is now starting!" Announced the host. The competitors entered the wink field as the host wrote notes down in his notepad. "Three, two, one, BEGIN!!!" Spoke the host through a megaphone. "OH WINKS!!!!!" Screeched Bob as the door was sawed down. Winks dodged her parents while winking as much as she could.
"YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY!!!!!!!" Shouted Sarah as she aimed an anti-wink ray at Winks. Winks dodged the rays as Bob charged with a child grabber. One of the competitors was zapped by the anti-wink ray and stopped winking.
A band of musicians in the crowd started to play intense music as Bob ate more man bars. The musicians started to speed up the pace of the music as Bob gained more energy. The music ended intensely as the host stood up.
"Winkers, you may now stop winking." Announced the Wink Olympiad host. "I will now add up the scores and announce the champions. In third place, we have, Sinks!!! With a total of fifteen hundred and sixty nine winks." Sinks sighed and started wailing about how she winked every day. "In second place, we have a extremely close wink thing. It is Blinks!!! With a total of nineteen hundred winks! And now in first place, we have WINKS!!!!!!!! With a total of nineteen hundred and one winks!!!!!"
Winks stopped running and cheered as Bob closed in on her. Bob grabbed Winks with the child grabbing thing and muttered, "If you do that one more time, I will call the anti wink police." The host walked down the stairs and presented Winks with a wink trophy and a infinity coin. Sarah snatched the trophy out of Winks hands.
"I will keep this until you are older and forget about your winking ways." Spoke Sarah. Winks at least had earned one infinity coin and knew that her parents did what they thought was best. Bob shoved Winks into the family car and drove home.
Winks had finally achieved her dream in winning the wink competition and layed on her bed, thinking about the big day. Winks needed to asked her dad something. "Dad, where did you get all those man bars?" Asked Winks. "I keep them in my pocket. Never know when you need a man bar." Replied Bob. "Cool." Winks exclaimed. "Just rest for today." Bob spoke. "It was a big day." Winks agreed with her father and rested.
Months later, Sarah gave back the trophy that Winks won as it was her thirteenth birthday. "Thank you for being such awesome parents." Thanked Winks. "Don't mention it." Bob said. Winks placed the trophy on her shelf and decided that she wanted to go to the next wink competition when there was one.
The end
