ZBB 1: Another BFDI Battle

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Announcer: Yo! I'm the Announcer, and we're here live with these twenty objects, whom I think we got from the dumpster, and the one, the only, FOUR!

[A curtain next to the contestants opens. Instead of Four, Yellow Lego is inside. Note that the contestants are back to their normal, pre-IDFB selves.]

Announcer: Who in space are you?

Yellow Lego: I am Yellow Lego. Big fan of your work. You invited me to the show, right? To host?

Announcer: Well, since Four isn't here, I guess you can host.

Yellow Lego: Thank you so much! You will not regret this at all!

Announcer: Well, let's see the delinquents who will be stuck in this here school!

Match: I'm, like, sorry. Did he, like, say school?

Announcer: Yes! Deal with it.

Eraser: I feel empty. In the, uh, memory space thingy. As if someone ate my memories!

Flower: That's called a brain! Flowers have those!

Eraser: Erasers don't. Speaking of food, when is it gonna be served?

Pin: I can serve you, like, a fry or something.

Eraser: Ooh! Gimme, gimme!

Coiny: Hey, wait up!

Pencil: Eraser was onto something. Match, don't you feel like you've forgotten a lot? Like where these phones are from?

Match: Yeah, like, emergency alliance meeting right now!

Bubble: Sounds foin!

Ice Cube: I'm coming, too!

Match: Right, like, about that... Alternates aren't allowed. But, like, I think that this'll be, like, a good meeting, like, for you!

Ice Cube: Can I have a moment, please?

[Match nods. Ice Cube squeals happily.]

Blocky: Eraser, wait up!

Pen: Yeah, take a break!

Snowball: Please, slow down, I'm gonna melt!

[Eraser is sitting down in the cafeteria, eating a plate of spaghetti tipped with a single fry. ]

Coiny: How did he get that?

Pin: I just gave him a pre-cooked plate of spaghetti I found and put that fry I promised.

Eraser: This is good! You should be a cook or something!

Pen: Can you make us some too?

Pin: It's just over there.

Snowball: Yeah!

Woody: Wawah? Wawawawah wah!

[Teardrop walks away. Woody frowns. Rocky vomits on him. TD walks to Firey, who is doing something important for once.]

Blocky: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Leafy: Stop this!

Snowball: My money's going on the fire.

[At the centre of it, Firey is slapping Coiny. Coiny falls down, but Firey disappears. The only things people heard were a scream and a thud. ]

Leafy: I told you this would happen! Now he's dead!

Eraser: Can't you just... recover him?

Leafy: Oh yeah!

[She walks to the Announcer]

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