"what the fuck do you want firey???" coiny asked
"wanna fucj" firey said
"no"
"why not?" firey asked, confused
"you have hiv dumbass" coiny said sympathetically
"so do you"
" wait what the fuck do you mean?" coiny asked
"we fucjed 10 times you dumbass. you probably already have it and gave it to liam" firey confessed
"oh.
...
okay then sure" counter said (i meant coiny but my autocorrect did this but i thought it would be funny. please laugh)
"really pookie?" firey asked
"ues 😍😍"
~i shall not write thy rest of thou fanfiction, so here is an accurate yet family friendly recap!!!~
🪙 🍆 = 📏2in
🔥😘💋🪙
👉👌😁