Wrong body! (Complete)

21

I got up early to help the house elf's serve breakfast it had become a fault thing that I helped set up breakfast and cooked something for dinner (I didn't do much spice for Tommy) I was singing with my muggle headphones in to 'stayed gone' by Andrew underberg.

While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is gettin' bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been?
Who gives a shit!
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
What a dated voice!
Instead of a clout-chasin' mediocre video podcast
Come on!
Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothin' working?
Ignore his chirping!
Every day, he's got a new format
You're lookin' at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!

He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Oh, please!
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
Hold on!
I said no, and now he's pissy, that's the
tea

"Ahhhh" I screamed as I felt a hand on my shoulder I wiped round and knocked his feet from under him and grabbed the wand in the air and pointed at his face.

"Fuck" my eyes focused and I realised I had just unarmed and pushed lord voldamort onto the floor.

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" I dropped his wand and the two house elf's looked terrified we just starred at each other in shock.

"Wow" I looked up to saw narcissus and a few other death eaters.

"Sorry my lord I uh didn't realise it was you" he got up and picked up his wand then took my headphones of my head.

"Lovely singing but no more cooking your punished" I nodded and slowly walked back to the bedroom worried that he was going to tease me It was my birthday but I don't think the lord does birthdays.

I sighed and sat in are bed and soon fell to sleep.

"Miss dark lords lover uhh miss lotus?" I rolled over and shrieked seeing Ginny there.

"Omg" I sighed realising it was Ginny.

"Sorry girl I was asleep she smiled"
"Ginny is okay" then the door flung open and Tom walked in.

"I heard you scream you okay?" I nodded and got up "I am-yawwwwwwn-mmmm okay" I said sleepily.

I got up and walked with him down to dinner I sat down at my usual seat.

"You okay? I nodded "tireeeed" I heard a few laughs.

"Ughhh when will you let me hex people!" Tom chuckled.

"When you promise not to go around and kill everyone and make them into pies" I giggled.

"Oh darn I guess I will never be able to hex anyone again!" I sighed then opened my eyes to see the room was different.

"Uhhh my lord why is the room different?" He looked up.

"What?" I sighed "men" "why is the room different? Thsi is a magical residue of someone else and I don't know what but something else.

I started eating.

-Tom view for a sec-

I gulped I had decorated for a surprise dessert for her and made the cake myself it looks awful but oh well.