(I'm on my phone a LOT so there will be updates lol also this is a bit longer)
"Lucifer your joking right I can't be in love!! I'm acesexual" Alastor says clearly confused.
"Ace people can fall in love it just doesn't happen often" Lucifer replied.
"This can't be happening!!!" Alastor seems genuinely confused.
"It isn't that bad" Lucifer replied.
"No it is that stupid because I tried to ignore love this whole time thinking it was fake BUT ITS REAL AND ITS HAPPENING TO ME" Alastor says and now Lucifer is getting worried.
Lucifer replied with "it was a joke but now I'm starting to think your recalling in love"
Lucifer chuckles. "It's not funny" Alastor says.
"It kinda is" Lucifer says.
"Whatever I'm done with this" alastor walks away and goes to the bar seeing Husk.
"Rough da-" before husk could finish alastor said "shut the f*ck up".
"Ok, anyways what drink do you want?" Husk asked
"Strongest thing you have." Alastor said.
"It was definitely a bad day so here take the whole bottle"
Husk said. Alastor goes up to my room and 4 bottle later he gets drunk and finds himself knocking at Lucifer's door.(Times skip to morning)
Alastor wakes up next to Lucifer. (fully clothed they didn't do nasty stuff)
"DID WE FU-" alastor says before getting cut off by Lucifer.
"No we didn't I wouldn't take advantage of you being drunk what do you think I am a monster?!" Lucifer says.
"So what happened?" Alastor asked with curiosity.
"Well you came drunk as f*ck and started venting your whole life story to me and then you kissed me and I got you to go to sleep but you wouldn't let go" Lucifer explained.(IK ALASTOR DOESNT SLEEP DON'T COME AT ME😭😭)
"Ok so we didn't... Yk" alastor asked.
"No we didn't" Lucifer answered
Alastor mumbled something under his breath.
"What was that?" Lucifer asked.
"Nothing" alastor replied
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Romancethis story contains nsfw descriptions also I am aware that alastor is acesexual this is just a little crackship anyways enjoy this 📻🍎 story also cringe warning AND ANGST WARNING