Escaping the museum/The Penguin

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The Squad finishes up with the Batman experience. Goes to leave, but the door still locked.

Y/n: Waller, We're at the exit But it's still locked And we don't hear any-(Looks at Hack)

They all see some kind of glitchy ghost woman.

Boomerang: Ahh shit, it's a ghost!

Blitz: I told you ghosts were real!

King Shark: Are the spirits of your ancestors typically... Digital?

Y/n: It's not a ghost.

They then see her messing with the door and then surprisingly it unlocked.

Apple: She cracked a lock.

Coco: Nice.

Verosika: Girl power.

Y/n: Thank you strange holographic girl.

It then shows a holographic "you're welcome General" on the door And they all proceed to head out. Let's get outside and the dead shot. Sees a green beam to the Northwest.

Deadshot: Huh! Fall that green beam, You'll find lantern set up in some bullshit-ass construct castle.

Y/n: We could really use a power ring right now.

Kiki: That would be actually kind of cool if we had our very own lantern ring.

Y/n: But instead all we got is Red X's gauntlets Which are cool and powerful, The helm of fate Which can duplicate your own self multiple times if you master it, Captain Colds Jays, Jokers actual Xray specs, Talia al ghul's sword,
And-(Looking at Blitz wiping himself with a familiar cloth) Blitz, what the fuck is that?

Blitz: Oh, it's just some rag. I found on the trophy wall, Belong to someone called Pokémon man or something?

Y/n: Polkadot man actually.

Blitz: What does he shoot Polkadots at people?

Y/n remains quiet

Blitz: Seriously, he shoots polkadots people! What kind of super power is that?

They all then make their way to the hall of Justice, They make their way hurt and freaks and avoiding the tanks. Then make it to the hall of Justice go down. And notice that everything was half taken all but one room. The inner sanctum. Let me get there and They ponder on what to do.

Deadshot: Man, The league's gotta have something behind that door to help us get out.

Y/n: Even if you try Floyd, you can't leave. Amanda Waller will not stop Remember that and believe me on that.

Deadshot: I know but-

Y/n: Tell you what I'll try to help you get out if you help me kill Cain.

Killer Frost: And how do you plan on doing that N/n?

Y/n: I'll explain later, But right now we need to get into that room.

Shark then comes up to the door and tries to lift it apart But that's no avail

Deadshot: Yeah! work those back muscles!

King shark tries to take down the door and instead roars and frustration.

Y/n: Good try Nanuae, Any other bright ideas?

Boomerang: I got one general.(Shows Flash's Thumb)

Everyone in the squad nearly gags at this.

Ace: Oh no that is disgusting...

Blitz: Neat.

Boomerang Then touches the bone and then immediately drops the thumb And gags. And Shark is frustrated

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