Sam: Wanna see an impression of my daughter?
Sadie: Sure!
Sam: *Dissapears*
Marissa (Butcher's mom): ha, relatable. *drinks tea*
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Lair: Okay, so let me get this straight-
Author: More like, let me run this bi you.
Lamanda: Let’s see how this pans out.
Valerie (Butcher's sister): Lesbi honest with each other.
Amanda: Let me ace-ess the situation.
Pooly: We need to queer the air.
Wooly: I'm gay.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Wooly: Isn’t there someone else you can torture?
Amanda: Probably, but I choose you.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Lamanda: Sorry I was late. I was… doing things.
Pooly: *slams open the door, noticeably disheveled* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Wooly: Bro, I want to live in your socks.
Pooly: What the fuck, bro?
Wooly: So I can be with you every step of the way.
Pooly: *close to tears* Bro?
Wooly: Bro.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Wooly, to Pooly, pointing to a heart shaped cookie: look! This one’s a heart! That’s how I feel about you! In a non-homo way though.
Pooly: *sniffle* AAAAHHHHHHH. in a non-homo way.
Amanda, to Lamanda, pointing at a Michigan shaped cookie: this one looks like Michigan! That’s how I feel about you!
Lamanda: *wipes battery acid away from her cheek* No ones ever been more nicer to me.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Amanda: Doesn’t sea weed taste good?
Lamanda: Yeah, it does!
Amanda: It’s even better than regular weed!
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
Valerie (Butcher's sister): Mom, i need a 5 letter word for 'horrible'! im playing a puzzle game.
Marissa (Butcher's mom): *drinking tea* try 'David' sweetie.
Valerie (Butcher's sister): isn't that Dad's name?- You know what, i wont complain, it fits.
꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷
and thats it. i regret making this. Also, i just snatched these out of tumblr so, credit to the original writers.
oh, and also. New characters, Jake/The butcher has a mother! And a sister. you can ask them things aswell ig.
small A/N:
I was somehow motivated to make this chapter because of old gacha life music videos.
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Ask Amanda Anything
Randomit's literally in the title but just know you can also ask other people like - Wooly - me (aurora) -Meat man -Sam Colton -Sadie (the lady in that one tape with sam Colton) -Amanda (But Monster version) And they're alternate version (don't ask me who...
