Alastor went outside but, he thought he'd seen his brother. ( yes, in this AU Alastor has a older brother well three of them but y'know😀)
" Oh, fuck no!" Alastor turned his happy ass around and went back in the hotel. " Alastor what's wrong? Did, you back out or something?" Charlie said. " Nah he's just too pussy." Vaggie explained to her girlfriend.
".... This is very bad. I'm afraid hell is In some deep shit and they're going to have to suffer.." Alastor said while biting his long and sharp nails. " And why the hell is that?" Vaggie said getting closer to the deer.
" You know that is a secret kinda..but I guess I'll go handle this...problem outside!" Alastor turned on his heel and walked almost walked outside but, his microphone turned on and spoke.
' Alastor don't you dare step outside of this hotel!' His microphone ordered him.
" Its not like I'M going on a rampage and plus I can...handle myself.
' Oh yeah, definitely since because the last time you 'handled yourself' you went missing for seven years!' The Mic said sarcastically.
But, before the Mic could finish the top of the hotel collapsed in on itself. " Lucifer watch out!" Alastor moved Lucifer out the way resulting in him falling onto Lucifer.
" Well, didn't know you wanted to fuck Charlies dad that bad!" Angel and cherry laughed laughed. " Uh, can someone focus on the very scary and bigger and better version of Alastor?!" Charlie yelled. The giant deer grew smaller.
' Hmm, this ought to be good.' Alastor's shadow snickered while moving around " ... I am honestly speechless.." Pentious blurted out. " Soo, sorry for your roof.. Heya, I'm James..!" The man said. " Well, that solves nothing."
Alastor muttered. ' What the fuck is doing here?!' Alastor's shadow wrote down on a White board as James glared at the shadow he has mood swings. " Hey, to you too!" James said. He held out his hand to shake Alastor's hand.
" Alastor do you know him?" Charlie asked the deer. " Unfortunately yes, and I don't know why he is here." Alastor glared at James. " Well, who isss he to you?" Pentious asked.
" His amazing father not to mention or start anything but, in case you may not know my favorite SON is hellborn!" James said putting his microphone phone to his mouth so everyone could hear what he said at the end.
Everyone's jaw dropped And Alastor mouthed the words. ' I'm gonna kill you in your sleep!' " AHEM! Alastor when were you going to tell us you were hellborn?!"
Charlie yelled. " Yeah, Alastor that's kinda surprising.." Vaggie said. Lucifer just looked Alastor in the eyes and he looked kinda hurt.
" When I was ready." Alastor said while biting his tongue as he felt his chest tighten. " Well, this is actually a very good thing kinda?!" Charlie exclaimed.
" Oh, I know! We could go visit your home town! And talk about your childhood so we can build our trust and friends ship!" Charlie said clapping.
" Haha, no!" Alastor said bluntly. " Well, James I think its time you take your leave!" Alastor said pushing James out the door.
" Well, no, because I want some father son time and I also have to talk with you in private.." James said grabbing Alastor's arm forcefully. " Of course, you do."
Alastor said sounding very annoyed. They got in a room by themselves. " What do yo-" Alas type was cut off by him getting slapped across his face and a hard one.
" Ok, listen here I couldn't really care less about what you gotta say and I only need you to go to heaven and attend a meeting."
James said while putting his hand tightly around Alastor's neck.
" Oh and unless you want to have your secret spilled about those happy pills,anxiety pills, your depression pills, and I don't know a lot more getting out too your 'friends' and your little 'boyfriend'.
Ick, I need you to, go to the heavenly court and them too stop your brothers from casting me out." James gagged but without question Alastor nodded.
" Lovely~" James evilly laughed and teleported them in the living room..
" Ugh, I hate my life.." Alastor muttered
Cliffhanger! ( This was so cringe writing it!!😭I'll most likely update every two days and make up with longer Chapters! But after this I'll post some head cannons)
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