South Park Oneshots

Yenric/Yenman - Fluff :)

Warnings: foul language, toxic relationship (not Yenman), homophobia, Eric being nice???

Ages: Cartman(14), Yentl(14), Clyde(15), Stan(15), everyone else (14)
Grade: All freshman

Cartman's POV:

As I arrived at the bus stop to greet my friends and Kyle, I overheard them talking about a new kid. "Hey guys."

"MPHMMH MPH MHH MMP(CARTMAN, DID YOU HEAR)?!" Kenny asked quite excitedly.

"Yeah dude, there's a new girl coming to our school and Kyle won't shut up about her." Stan said.

Kyle looked down and frowned.

"What's wrong with the Jew?" I questioned.

"Cartman..uhm, the new girl is, uh.." Stan couldn't keep talking without saying uh or uhm again so Kenny cut him off.

"Mph Mmp mmpph mmhm (the new girl's Jewish)!!" As soon as Kenny said that I realized why Kyle got so upset.

He doesn't want me to make fun of the new girl. Hah, well he can't control me, what could go wrong.

Just then our bus pulled up and drove us to the Highschool. We kept talking about the new girl the whole ride there and it wasn't just us four. Practically the whole bus was chattering about the new Jewish girl. Some people even started shipping her with Kyle, he did not wait to yell at them.

As we got off the bus and onto school grounds I saw a girl with slightly wavy and curly brown hair and glasses walk into the school wearing a weird hat. 'It's her' I thought I quickly walked over to her as the boys followed behind me.

"Hey, you." She stopped and turned around to look at me. Oh wow.

"Ah, yes? What do you need?" That's awfully formal.

"What's your name?" Stan said behind me.

"Oh! My name's Yentl, what about you four?" It's almost like she was speaking with smiley faces instead of smiling, although she was.

"I'm Eric, the Jewish hat boy is Kyle, That's Stan, and the poor orange kid is Kenny who desperately needs to take off his hoodie."

"Mphh (Asshole)!!" Kenny barked. (NO NOT LITERALLY 😒)

"Oh so I'm not the only Jewish kid? That's a relief! Nice to meet you!" Despite my snarky remarks to my friends Yentl seemed completely normal.

"May I ask one of you a favor? I need some help getting to the principal's office.." Yentl asked

"Cartman will do it!" Kyle said without any hint of hesitation.

"Hey!"

"Oh alright, thank you so much!" She seemed so bright and happy and... Uh

"Yeah, just follow me.." I responded

We walked in the building, my friends laughing behind me as I walked with the girl to the office. As we walked she talked about how she ended up here. Her dad desperately wanted to get a job but stay close, so they moved to the nearest town.

Even though it felt only a few seconds had passed, by second nature we arrived at the principal's office.

"Here, I need to get to my locker. Bye." I said turning my back.

"Oh! Thank you so much Eric!" She said so sweetly as if she was trying to poison me or give me diabetes like stupid Scott.

Ignoring the slightly weird stares I got from the people around me I walked back to my locker next to Tolkien's, neither of us were happy about it but it was interesting for conversation.