Magic Portal

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Me: *holding my ring*

L: is that your ring?

Me: no it's my asshole

L: so how'd you take it out of your ass?

Me: it's ✨mAgIcAl✨

L: so it's like a magic portal?

Me: yes, my asshole is a magic portal

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