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this is satire btw/

Rascal was pierrots boytoy twink malewife stay at home husband personal whore and Pierrot suddebnly came down to the kitchen where his SLUT was cooking." " JOKER UR SUCH A FAGGOT ASS GET ME A BEER RIGHT NOW 😭 😡 🥸" and joker sighed. "We don't have anymore cold ones..how about we go to a bar.."

"ok... make sure u dress like my boytoy twink malewife stay at home husband though..." they got to the bar and pierrot yelled at the bartender "GIVE ME A BEER RIGHT NOW!!!" he and joker sat down and pierrot got wasted and yelled "WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?!" Joker giggled and flung the car keys to his alpha boyfriend... "heh! Do you likenthe beer..." he asked but his husband was already halfway out the door! gulp! he chased after him with his Stanley that was hot pink with stickers that said "malewife 💗" and "pierrots slut ❤️‍🔥" on them...they stood by the car door and pierrot said nervously as he blushed and tucked his hair behind his ear "i hope i dont crash into a family of five...." as he got in the golf cart. he pulled up to this old ladys house and crashed into her car suspensfully. the woman got a gun out and shot him while joker fell asleep in the golf cart. the end 

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