EreMin oneshots

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Once, after a semi-successful mission, Hanji gave some of the younger survey-corps members drinks. Eren, who doesn't approve of the consumption of alchahol, gave his to Armin. After about three drinks, Armin was drunk and he was still drinking more. Eren, being the only sober friend in the room, just watched as the others did stupid things. About ten minutes ago Jean and Marco went into the bathroom and Eren was pretty sure they were having sex. Mikasa said she'd have "just one" but was now lying on the floor in a drunken sleep with beer and whiskey bottles surrounding her and Sasha was vomiting into a bucket ten feet away. Connie was standing near the bathroom, trying to listen to what was going on. Everyone else had already gone to bed.
Armin sat down next to Eren, smelling strongly of alchahol, and smiled at him. "Can I help you..?" Eren said in an uncomfortable tone. Armin stared at him with a dumb smile on his face for another five seconds and then he nodded. Eren rolled his eyes at his drunk friend and scooted away a bit "that was a rhetorical question." Armin nodded again and crawled closer to Eren, who was obviously uncomfortable. "Eren, you're so cute~" Armin sang. he rested his head in Eren's lap and played with his hair. Eren's eyes rolled back as Armin's fingers gently ran through and twisted Eren's hair. "Armin, stop...." he mumbled. He loved getting the attention that he was always craving but playing with his hair really turned him on. Armin pulled his hand away and sat up in Eren's lap. "Eren, let's have some.. *hic* fun." he said in a sweet voice. Eren blushed hard and Armin grinned at his reaction. "I want you in my mouth" he licked his lips seductively and Eren's pants began to feel uncomfortable. Of course he /wanted/ to have sex with Armin but it wasn't right if he was drunk. "How about you go to bed and tell me if you still want to in the morning, ok?" he offered. "whyyy.." Armin whined. Eren sighed "Because you're drunk!" "I'm not... drunk" he giggled, attempting to remove Eren's shirt. "Stop it!" Eren cried. Armin obeyed reluctantly "Eren, I'm not *hic* drunk I swear, I don't even remember having any drinks." "exactly" Eren said right before Armin said "I'm sleepy" and passed out on top of him