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i now have the red indian name "Red Finger"

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by TheLonerWraiter

by TheLonerWraiter

don't proceed if you're uncomfortable with cuts and blood

my index finger of my right hand hours after the freak accident of me having it butchered in my attempt to make crepes:

the mf that caused the injury:

specifically:

the idiot who let the plug on as she tried in that fatal moment to clean the crepes' batter off the hand mixer's blades with said right index finger while her other hand unconsciously pressed the button for the blades to start spinning:

unnecessary to say i was cursing for 5 whole minutes straight while having my finger bleeding itself under the running sink.

but hey

at least these golden crepes are delicious.

the bleeding has somewhat stopped now, but if i ran my hand over the scratches even slightly, they're capable to open again.

unironically i had caused weeks ago another cut on the exact same finger when i stabbed and slashed it at the same time with a knife while trying to handle cutting a carrot. that time my bro was at home to help me with cooking. with my most recent accident i was all alone to deal with it.

and as if the sight of my finger wasn't enough, droplets of blood had been splattered on the floor too. but everything is better now and since i can still feel movement from that finger, i suppose i won't loose it.

funny and sad sh*t though is also that there are 2 cuts that are positioned in such way they make the letter "L" and now the damaged finger is basically calling me a Looser

🎶I'M A LOOOOOSER, HONEY A SMOOCHER AND A DUMMY🎶

that's all i guess? bye

*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat*