IMPORTANT! These are not mine, they're ones I found on Pinterest. I saved them for times when I get writers block. Feel free to use them
"That's a terrible idea. When do we start?"
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"I don't need a reason to do stupid things. I need a place."
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"Are you decent?"
"Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking."
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"It's not a bad mood, it's my personality. GET USED TO IT!"
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"To save time, lets just assume I'm always right."
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"I love being me. It pisses off all the right people."
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"Don't be ridiculous. I hate everyone equally."
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"In my defence, I was left unsupervised."
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"A good place to put your opinions is up your arse."
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"Yes. Yes I do bite. You have every right to be afraid."
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"If karma doesn't hit you...I fucking will."
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"Are you perfect?"
"Me? No! But am I trying to be better?...Also no."
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"Please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
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"As I always say, forgive and forget...but keep a list of names."
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YOU ARE READING
The book of boredom
Random"what is this book?" I hear you ask. Good question. I have no idea. I'm just pretty bored, so I decided to make this. Who knows, maybe I'll delete it within a few days, maybe not. It's a mystery. Anyways, here's a great big book of random crap.
