Felix
Helloo
Are you alive?
Hellooo??
Are you okay?
Should I call the police??
Me
Can I not sleep in peace??
Actually scratch that
Can I die in peace??
What do you want?
Felix
Well aren't you a ball of
Sunshine
Me
That's funny
But what is it?
I was kinda sleeping
Wait actually no
I was hibernating
Felix
Yeah~
I can see that
No shit
How long were
You asleep for?
Me
Idk
What's today?
Oh shit
I slept for
Almost a whole week
I could have done better
Felix
ALMOST??
COULD HAVE DONE BETTER??
TF?
how tf do you sleep that long?
I have a hyung you can't even sleep
Me
Cool story bro
But did I ask?
Felix
Eyy
Someone woke up
On the wrong
Side of the bed
Me
Nah I slept in a tub
Don't ask why
Felix
Mm
Okay I won't
But why?
Me
I literally said
Don't ask
Dumbass
Felix
Come on
You can tell me
If you do
I won't bother you
Me
Deal
But shake on it first
🤝
Felix
Really?
🤝
Me
Let's just say
I ate these brownies
And inhaled herbs
But shh 🤫
Don't tell my dad
He'd kick my ass
No joke
Felix
BROWNIES
OMG I LOVE
BROWNIES
WERE THEY GOOD
I CAN MAKE YOU SOME
WAIT-
What?
Why would your dad
"Kick your ass"?
Me
Sorry I have to go
Walk my pet snake
And water my toaster
Byeeee~~~
I looked at my phone panicking to almost spilling the beans. I turned my phone off and got out of the tub while standing up I heard several bones in my body pop "why the fuck do I always fall asleep in the tub?"
I unlocked the bathroom door and walked out into the kitchen I went to the fridge to see what there was only to find it empty "how in the flying fuck is this empty?"
I sighed and went to take a shower and headed to the store for food
Yes I admit I almost slept for a whole week but I'm actually pretty tired still crazy I know
I put a really big hoodie on and headed out seeing the sun kinda hurt my eyes not gonna lie so I put my hood on to shield my eyes.
Walking to in the streets with the sun shining down felt nice I must say.
As I was walking I heard some meows from a small alley
I followed the meows and saw a mother cat with a baby kitten "cute"
I noted to come back.
I finally arrived at the store I got a few things to last me for a few days
I went to the cat treats and I was looking at all the options for food I got confused about which one would be the best and wasn't paying attention to my surroundings
I bumped into someone.
I immediately bowed and said sorry
