✴: 🎀 [The deal.] 🎀 :✴(Adamsapple)

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙𝟝/J

˜"*°•.˜"*°• "Aha! Go fish!" Angel shouted, to which Husk raised an eyebrow. "I thought we were playing poker." Charlie sighed, she looked at the cards, then back at them. "I thought we were playing Uno.." Niffty chuckled. "I thought we were eating them!" Everyone else turned towards Niffty in a concerned glare. " Um, I thought we fuckin agreed on playing Twenty-One??" Adam scowled. •°*"˜.•°*"˜

˜"*°•.˜"*°• He crossed his legs and frowned. "Now now, don't be so exasperated, dear Adam. For we all get confused sometimes. Specially the dumb ones!" Alastor chuckled out, holding Niffty in his lap. "I didn't get confused, you slag. They said we were playing 21, dipshit." •°*"˜.•°*"˜

˜"*°•.˜"*°• Alastor smirked, petting Niffty's hair to which she giggled. "I am most fond of your attire, Adam. Don't you think it's showing a bit more..Skin?" Adam glared, opening his mouth to speak but gets cut off. "Hey! Adam it's your turn!" Adam turned to face Vaggie. "For??" •°*"˜.•°*"˜

˜"*°•.˜"*°• "Forr, the trust exercise we're doing! We're saying our biggest secret!" Charlie announced in a way to cheery voice. Adam sighed, He slouched onto the podium, and sighed again. "Guys...I have to tell y'all somethin.." He slowly lifts up his cassock, revealing his stomach. "I'm actually..✨sKiNnEy✨" He removes the fake stomach, and his fake thighs. •°*"˜.•°*"˜

˜"*°•.˜"*°• Everyone's jaws dropped, Especially Lucifer's.

 "So, who have I been fucking??"

 Adam turned to him. 

"Me, These thighs do lie, Lucifer. And they lie to you." •°*"˜.•°*"˜

𝓓𝓤𝓝 𝓓𝓤𝓝 𝓓𝓤𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝𝓝~~~~~

HELLURRR ANYWAY, I MADE THIS JOKE CHAPTER, @sweety419  REQUESTED THIS, SO I PROVIDED💅💅💅😩😩😩