CoD: The new adventure

Chapter 4.2: Cookie's Fame:

Waking up in a large, fluffy bed is always welcome and appreciated, especially if you're a goat. Cookie woke up in Maya's bed, yet there was nobody in sight, even as he looked around. The kid bleated around while trying to stand up and struggled, managing it after a couple attempts and moving the blankets. There was no girl in sight, neither that tall as fuck man that followed her around. Cookie struggled out of the bed and he stumbled off, smelling something in the air... the scent was oddly familiar to something burning... "MAYAA-" A sudden voice shrieked as Seth hurried to the couch, to which the goat followed. "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-" "Please shut up, Goat!" Cookie bleated, getting shut up by the tall man. "BwaaaaaaAAAAaaaAAAA!" Cookie pretty much screamed. "What's wrong, Baby?" Maya suddenly spoke, Cookie bleating at the same time Seth was about to speak "Nothin-" "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Cookie screamed on the top of his lungs, there being no way anyone could talk over the kid. "Baby, don't be so lou-" Maya chuckled, but got interrupted.. just like the german guy. Maya gave Cookie a small kiss an boop on the nose, silencing the adorable being. "You think you could get famous with that... thing?" 

"What do you mean?" Maya asked, getting off the couch to hold Cookie.

"That goat is cute, meaning it's easy clickbait for that bakery of yours." Seth explained and went to pet the goat, only to get his hand bit. "SHI-"

"Don't swear! This is why you're a bad goat dad!" The woman complained, slapping the wannabe austrian across the face.

"AH- FU- SHI- CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!" Seth growled, struggling not to swear.

Maya nodded, seeming to be fine with that word usage. "Better not do that shit again."

"Wai- THE PANCAKES! THEY'RE FU- FREAKING BURNING- THAT'S WHY I TRIED TO WAKE YOU-" Seth screeched, panicking again.

After the chaos continued and it took a few minutes to get the burning pancake off the pan. Cookie bleated around some more, until he got a bowl of greens, berries and strawberries (fun fact technically bananas are berries and strawberries are legumes. The more you know). After some time Cookie was given a small headpiece and skirt and a photoshoot began. The kid seemed confused, yet quickly hurried to the cameras for some berries. "Bwaaaaa!" "C'mon sweetheart, don't be like that.." The woman tried to quiet the goat down with some of the blueberries. "Y'know, Schatz (Dear/Darling [literally Treasure] [often used for s/o or kids]), that.. wannabe cow is going to be fat if you keep feeding it." Seth mentioned in a monotone voice. "Like, why do you need to feed that small critter that much?" "Fuck you." Maya smacked him again and heard her phone ring. 

"Oh, hey Price, what'cha need?" Maya asked in her usual, sweet voice, as if Price didn't already know of her job.

"So.. Gaz had to go to court and now we're ending the trip we had, we'll pass by to pick up Cookie early." Price explained the situation in his brotherly voice.

"Cookie is going to be freed from that Schlampe (slut)!" König cheeres, happy that they were going to 'save' his goat.

"Hey, bitch, what's a 'Schlampe?" Maya yelled over to Seth.

"Slut." He answered and received a slap from the woman. "Hey- I just told you the translation, I didn't call you shit!"

"Oh.. then I'll make it up to you with a blow or something." Maya waved Seth off, forgetting that Price and the team heard her, and turned her head back to the phone. "Tell that tall man of yours that I'm not a slut!"

"How do you know german?!" König exclaimed, ripping the phone out of Price's hands.

"I have a translator, one that a opens my throat up quite nicely." Maya snapped at him.

"I bet his Schwanz (context: Dick, Literally: Tail) ain't larger than mine!" König yelled into the phone.

"Du Fotzenkind hast es nicht gesagt (You cunt's child did not just say that)!" Seth snatched the phone from Maya and grabbed her arm, pulling her into her bedroom.

"Oh doch hab ich (Oh yes I did)! Was machst du dagegen (What're you gonna do about it)?" König shouted back.

"Ich stell sicher dass sie so durchgenommen wird dass sie nicht anständig gehen kann um dir dein Vieh zu geben (I'll make sure that she'll be taken thoroughly enough that she won't be able to walk properly to give you back that creature of yours)!" (I think that's the proper grammar) Seth answered, the last thing the squad was a zipper and then the call got hung up on.

[Four hours later...]

"Darling Maya, your big bro is here!" Price cheerfully announced into the café upon entering it. Silence took over the place... "Where's my sister?" Price looked over at a worker. "There were some suggestive sounds.. I don't think she's coming out for at least an hour.." "Oh for fuck's sake.. that woman doesn't learn, does she?.." Ghost sighed but looked at the treats. "5 of those large fooking cookies." The masked, british guy pointed at the showcase glass. "I am not paying for that, child." "Fook.." Ghost grumbled and got his wallet out, paying for the big cookies. "Ah, you're here for the Ziege of that Fotzenkind!" A voice spoke, Cookie hopping into sight with Seth following him, zipping his pants up. "The fuck'd you do to my lil' sis?" Price grabbed the man's throat, ignoring the obvious height difference. "No point in getting aggressive, lil' man! She got properly taken care of and is probably asleep as we speak." Seth shrugged and suddenly got punched by König, who got him lying on the floor, knocked out cold. Roach did his best to pull König away, with success. König let himself get pulled away while Price burst through the door the german giraffe came out of, looking through the apartment. Maya peacefully slept under some covers, in some pj's, not what Price expected.. though he wasn't going to complain that his sister at least had some clothes on. "Uh.. Price? I'm pretty sure this counts as a home invasion, and assault to what König did!" Gaz yelled from the door, acting all innocent (as if his bitch ass didn't just commit a crime).

"Shut that mouth of yours before I make you!" Price growled at Gaz.

"Ayo, was (what [not to be confused with past form of 'is' was]) means he?" König asked, his wrong grammar hilariously innocent despite his mind going places.

"What will you do? Fucki-" Gaz turned around and suddenly stopped mid sentence as he got greeted with a chair flying towards him, knocking him out (based on c.ai convo bc I can).

"Simon.. 'Ghost'... Riley...." Price grumbled and suddenly got his wallet out. "How much were those.. cakes..?" Price asked, looking geniuenly confused about what to call the pastry Ghost bought.

"They were like... $1.30 a piece, so... $6.50." Ghost answered, that was a lie, the cookies were only $1.20, why'd he lie..?

"Fuck off, just take the $10 if you carry Gaz out." Price growled and it was faster done than said. 

And with that, everyone was happy. Maya got some more rest, Price made sure his sister was safe, Ghost got extra cash, König had his goat back, Gaz slept like a baby,and Seth... the poor worker had to carry, rather said drag, that fatass on the couch in Maya's apartment.

(Btw I don't fucking know why Ghost lied, I just thought it'd be funny, idek anymore)