turtle vs. strawberry

It Is Alive!!

     There is an ordinary turtle that still lives in this world now, and if you ever meet him I am pretty

sure he will tell you his story, but if he doesn't, he thinks you're a strawberry. His name is Jeff. Jeff

never eats a strawberry anymore. It started a few months ago, when a turtle named Jeff awoke in a

pumpkin. The pumpkin was his home after he found it in the big city. The big city is like the fruit city

but metallic. The fruit city is where the turtles live and it's made of fruit... So this turtle is

named Jeff, right? And that he lives in a pumpkin. But I bet you didn't know that this turtle has a job.

He works as a photographer of the big city, he even found this thing called a quarter dollar. Jeff has

a wife named Breezy and she really likes quarter dollars. So I probably told you everything that's

important so I better get started.

Jeff was having a normal day and he thought nothing could go wrong. He woke up, had some

strawberry flavor coffee, went to work, said hi to his neighbor Bob, went to the big city, took a few

pictures, went back to have some coffee with Bob (strawberry flavor), and went to his office. His office

is nice. He put pictures of all of his discoveries, a shoe, something called pizza, and his best discovery

yet, a telephone. All in a,b,c, order. And then he has a globe of the fruit city.

That one day Breezy sat down to have lunch. She grabbed 2 strawberry's to eat. When she was

about to bite

the stem off she accidentally exposed it to toxic waste Jeff got from the big city. and when that

happens it turns to acid then rebuilds into something worse (not that I was saying that strawberry's

are bad). When Breezy finally used some tweezers to pull it out she realized it had a face and that

was just enough of time for it to take the strawberry to jump on Breezy's shell and ride her out to the

middle of nowhere.

(The Evil Strawberry is doing evil things) This strawberry has an idea, an evil one>:-). The

strawberry kept placing each and every one of the strawberry's into the pot of toxic waste. Everyone

turned out the same. Except for one, he was the biggest of them all but had the least personality and

humor. All of the strawberry's decided, he was the leader. The first made was the second in command

I think Breezy has gone insane. "BREEZY!"She's probably done for. Better tell Jeff about this.

Anyway Breezy has gone insane, the evil strawberry is doing evil things, and Jeff is the happiest you

could be, for now>:-).

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