Chapter 66 Marrying a Disabled Fish 1819
As a fan of Block CP, Wang Bin is also an industry insider. He has always known that fans can change their opinions quickly, but he did not expect it to be so fast.
Distraught, he entered Xingbo's hot search, and saw that his artist was actually on the hot search. There were still two hot searches, both followed by the word "explosion".
#林空鹿 Seven Days and Seven Nights Cat#
#林空鹿geneawakening#
He randomly clicked on one——
[Shocked! "Seven Days and Seven Nights" program team suddenly appeared in the live broadcast, and the DJ watched the hungry tiger attack the fish. The strong man is bound to come! ]
[I heard that the Linkong deer gene has awakened. I guess it should be the rumored big tiger, right? Click to take a look, what a good guy, what a fierce and cute "tiger"! 】
Wang Bin: "?"
During the live broadcast just now, he went to the toilet midway. When he came back, he only saw Lan Ze feeding dried fish to Lin Konglu. He didn't see any "tiger". He couldn't help but click on the recorded video posted by netizens out of curiosity. , halfway through -
Wang Bin: "!!!" No, it is indeed a must-see for macho men!
Who can resist furry fur? I feel sorry for the second prince, but he also wants to climb the wall and become a poisonous Wei.
Wang Bin is tall and thick, but unexpectedly has a girlish heart and loves furry things.
Thinking that such a freshman, Maomao, was on the training ground and was the artist he led, he couldn't help but glance over excitedly. However, as soon as he raised his eyes, he met Lan Ze's slightly cool eyes.
Wang Bin: "..." Forget it, forget it, let's do CP.
Lan Ze looked away. In order to cover up the embarrassment of the forced kiss, he asked the guard to quickly bring another plate of golden fish and continued to feed Lin Konglu. By the way, he asked: "Do you want to change your manager? "
The little lazy cat has been hacked for so long and hasn't been able to help clarify it. It can be seen that he is useless. Why should such an agent keep him?
Lin Konglu knew what he was thinking, but he shook his head and said, "No, I asked him to leave it alone."
There was no way, the plot of his previous life required him to have a bad reputation in the entertainment industry, and there was really no need to fight against gangsters or anything like that.
Lan Ze was silent when he heard this. He knew that if he asked further, the young man would definitely say that he didn't care about those things and only cared about him... right?
Lin Konglu was addicted to eating. Seeing that he suddenly stopped feeding him, he couldn't help but urge: "Fish, fish."
Lan Ze: "..."
The value of his existence is just to feed small dried fish?
At this moment, the chubby orange cat was attracted by the scent of dried fish. After sniffing around the two of them, he suddenly leaned to the side of the wheelchair and lay down on the porcelain.
Lan Ze: "..."
Lin Konglu: "..."
The two looked at each other in confusion. Lan Ze remembered that this cat entered the base by mistake a year ago and has been staying near the canteen ever since, eating and drinking.
But he still remembered that when this fat orange first came to the base, it was a skinny orange...
He suddenly took back the dried fish and said to Lin Konglu in a thoughtful tone: "Why don't you... eat less in the future? "
You seem to have eaten a lot today, right?" Five and a half bags of dried fish, plus a plate and a half of golden fish.
Lin Konglu: "?!" What do you mean? Hey, I'm not the same breed as him, and I will never be as fat as he is.
But no matter how he protested with his eyes, Lan Ze was very determined and moved gracefully... putting the remaining golden dried fish into his mouth.
Lin Konglu: "..." That's too much. You have rest the day after tomorrow. Don't expect me to press the cat's claws for you.
Fortunately, Lan Ze has no plans to let him rub the fish tail in the near future. First, his insect poison is almost healed. After changing the scales, there are only a few light black lines left on the fish tail, and there is no need to press the claws frequently. Second, he I felt that Lin Konglu had pressed too many "cat claw stickers" before and should rest more.
But the plan could not keep up with the changes. Marshal Mond from the military headquarters opened Xingbo in his spare time. By coincidence, he happened to see the hot search entry of Lin Konglu.
He remembered that this was the person the second prince had just married, and he also remembered that "Seven Days and Seven Nights" was a project of their military propaganda department, so he casually clicked on it and took a look.
As a result, he was not very interested in things like "must-see for macho men" or "jealousy of the second prince", but he was very interested in Chris appearing in the camera.
Chris is the ace mecha pilot of the Third Base. He has achieved many military exploits and was even personally awarded by him. He was very impressed with this young man, but he also remembered that he was infected with insect poison and seemed to have to have his limbs amputated.
When he first learned the news, he was still feeling regretful. But look at this lively young man in the camera. In what way does he look like he is about to have his leg amputated? The arms are very flexible.
Marshal Mond was keenly aware that something was wrong, but he did not call Lanze and went directly to see His Majesty the Emperor.
Just kidding, how could he not understand that boy Lanze? If the other party wanted to tell him, he would have called and reported it long ago, and would not have waited for him to find out on his own.
When His Majesty the Emperor heard about Mond's intention to come, he immediately couldn't help but show off and said, "Hey, it's mainly because that boy Lan Ze has an amazing wife!"
When Lan Ze and Lin Konglu got married, many people didn't Watch out, waiting for a joke. Now that his son and daughter-in-law have a good relationship, are in good health, and have a good career, how can he be dissatisfied?
Anyway, Mond was an old friend with him and had nothing to hide. When he was happy, he couldn't help but show it off.
So, that afternoon, Marshal Mond called Lanze, pretending to be angry: "You are so unkind, you didn't tell me that bug poison can cure such a big thing?"
"I was researching something that could store spiritual imprints before." Medicine patch'." Lan Ze explained quietly.
The marshal didn't buy it, and said, "Then it's been researched now?"
Lan Ze: "The person who presses the cat's paw needs to rest."
The marshal: "..." "
I can't tell, your boy is very fond of his wife." He whispered. He muttered, and then he moved with emotion and reason, and said sincerely: "Lan Ze, look at you, you can't get better on your own, just forget about the other soldiers infected with the insect poison. I have watched you grow up. , I know you are kind-hearted, yes, your wife is also a kind-hearted and good child..."
Lan Ze's mouth twitched slightly, interrupted him, and reminded: "Before, your publicity department gave the resources that the father gave to Xiaolu to the actor Chu Fei."
Mond: "Is this the case? Who is Chu Fei?
But no matter what, the most important thing now is to treat the soldiers with insect poison.
So he immediately said: "Don't worry, I'll have someone deal with it right away. Those 'cat claw stickers'..."
Lan Ze received a satisfactory answer and then said, "I'll discuss it with Xiaolu."
After Lin Konglu learned about this, he did not refuse and said, "It's okay. It's easy to press the cat's claws, and it can also save people."
After all, the insect poison cannot be cured at present, and the only way to prevent the poison from spreading is to prevent it from spreading. If the limbs are infected, if it spreads, they can be amputated. If the internal organs or the head are infected, the person is basically doomed.
Since he has this ability, why not save more people.
Although Lan Ze guessed that he would agree, he couldn't help but pull him into his arms, hug him tightly, and say for those infected with the insect poison, "Thank you."
Lin Konglu's eyes immediately brightened, and he asked expectantly: "What can I thank you for?"
Lan Ze coughed lightly, suddenly thinking of the love dramas Queen Anna occasionally watched, and subconsciously wanted to say "I".
But before he opened his mouth, Lin Konglu immediately asked: "Is the golden fish okay?"
Lan Ze: "..."
On impulse, he simply lifted the thin blanket and gritted his teeth: "There is no golden fish, silver Do you want it?"
Lin Konglu: "!"
Lan Ze: "
What is he doing? He must be mad at this heartless cat.
Lan Ze quickly pulled back the thin blanket, covered the fish tail tightly again, regained his composure and said, "I was joking."
Lin Konglu said, "No!"
He was so excited that his little cat ears, tail, and paws were exposed. Here you go, you actually said you were joking?
When Lan Ze saw his bright eyes, his pair of kitten ears trembling on his head, and his little tail swaying expectantly behind him, his face instantly darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't even think about it, just spit." Swallow."
Lin Konglu: "? "
Although he was secretly salivating, he really didn't want to bite the fish tail. He was just a little excited when he heard the confession.
That's not right. Seeing such a beautiful silver fish tail, my teeth are still a little itchy. Since I can't bite the fish tail, then...
He pressed back the cat ears, claws and small tail, his eyes still staring at Lan Ze's thin, red and beautiful shape. His lips suddenly couldn't help but hook the other person's neck and bite it.
Lan Ze: "!"
He opened his eyes slightly in surprise, then raised the corners of his lips, his cold green eyes filled with smiles.
This stupid cat really...can't even kiss.
Lin Kong Lu chewed randomly for a while, then let go of Lan Ze with satisfaction. But who would have thought that the next second he would be held on the back of his head, and then Lan Ze's cool lips would press against his again, invading and plundering bit by bit.
After the kiss, Lan Ze supported Lin Konglu, who was lying softly on top of him, leaned over and smiled softly: "This is called kissing, do you understand?"
Lin Konglu panted unsatisfactoryly, and glared at him fiercely when he heard this. But the ends of his eyes were reddish and his eyes were soft and not intimidating. Lanze couldn't help but press him into his arms again.
"?" Lin Konglu immediately started to flutter.
Yaoshou, the fish is so powerful that the cat can't even chew it.
Although Lin Konglu agreed to help squeeze the cat's claws, Lanze was still afraid that it would be hard for him. After all, pressing the cat's claws consumes mental energy, so he said to Marshal Mond: "He agreed, but he doesn't have much time recently. After two days, " Oh
my God."
"How come you don't have time? Didn't you give the third base a batch of cat claws a few days ago?"
Lan Ze: "If you want to participate in a variety show, if you are in urgent need, I can send a batch over first, but the quantity may not be large."
Lord Marshal: "???"
Is it more important to participate in a variety show, or to press a cat's paw? Forget it, it sounds like an excuse at first glance. It must be Lan Ze who doesn't want to make his wife tired.
No, it seems that he has to go to the third military base in person.
The next day, when the show started broadcasting again, another big shot came to the training ground.
Lanze turned around and saw that Marshal Mond had arrived overnight. He couldn't help but twitch his lips slightly, controlled the wheelchair and stepped forward, saying: "Hello, sir."
According to military etiquette, he is a subordinate, so this is what he should be like.
But he is also a prince. According to the etiquette of the military and the royal family, Marshal Mond also needs to take off his hat and say: "Hi, Your Highness."
After they were polite to each other, Lanze was not polite and said: "Isn't it already sent to someone else?" A hundred pieces of 'cat claw stickers' have passed? Why did you come all night?"
The marshal looked at him and said, "I came to watch the variety show, and I didn't ask for 'cat claw stickers.'"
Lan Ze: "Huh."
At the training ground, Lin Konglu, like other guests, was carefully dismantling and installing various important parts of the mecha according to the instructor's instructions in order to have a deeper understanding of the mecha, just like a sniper who needs to be able to disassemble and install his own mecha. Like a gun.
In the last few days of the program, they will drive these mechas and participate in outdoor racing training.
Of course, the guests who come to the variety show are basically familiar with driving mechas. They must have taken mecha driving as an elective in college, and they must have obtained at least an A grade in the official holographic mecha simulation battle evaluation.
Therefore, everyone has a basic foundation. It is impossible for the program team to really let someone who knows nothing about mechas fly a mecha after only two days of temporary training.
Of course, except for Lin Konglu, he had never participated in the evaluation or taken mecha driving. This is one of the reasons why many people criticized him for being unqualified when he first came on the show.
Lan Ze was not worried about this. In his previous life, he had seen the young man play a holographic mecha simulation battle, and he knew that the opponent could achieve S-level. It was not that he had no knowledge of piloting mechas.
In addition, during field training, for the sake of safety, the base will arrange a mecha soldier to accompany each group member to guard against accidents.
Lan Ze had already planned to drive with the boy, so he was not worried.
Chu Fei and An Susu, on the other hand, glanced at Lin Konglu and thought to themselves: It doesn't matter if they are physically fit. You need to use your brain to drive a mecha. Don't let this little waste directly crash the mecha at the base. .
Some netizens spotted the look in their eyes and were immediately surprised -
[Hey, An Susu and Actor Chu haven't quit the show yet? ]
[They didn't bring a terminal, so they probably don't know what's going on online, right? Laughing to death hhh]
[The military just announced that it has canceled the status of actor Chu's image ambassador]
Lin Konglu didn't notice the eyes of the two people at all, and was focused on dismantling and installing.
I don't know if all the small worlds were born out of the main world, or if the settings of the small worlds were written by people in the main world. The mechas in these worlds are all similar.
He had learned to drive mechas in other worlds, especially the world where he had just loaded up and restarted, and was taught step by step how to drive by Lu Ci.
Although there are some differences, the principles have not changed much. It was a little difficult to get started at first, but once he became proficient, his speed immediately increased.
Marshal Mond was also watching and commenting. One moment he said, "This mecha is an old antique. You still still have it in your base." Just like you, very talented."
Lanze: "Can you go and comment?"
The little lazy cat looks hard-working and serious, unexpectedly good-looking and cute. He just wants to appreciate it quietly and doesn't want to be bullied.
Marshal Mond: "Tsk, it's an occupational disease." When I see outstanding talents, I can't help but want to comment.
After Lin Konglu got started, his movements became more and more proficient and faster. Coupled with the influence of his genetic nature, he could almost only see afterimages when he moved. After a while, he had finished installing it before others had finished dismantling it.
Other guests: "..." This is outrageous, are you going to give people a way to survive?
Chris was also very shocked. He had only met His Highness Lanze for such a talented person.
His eyes were surprised, but a little complicated, and he said: "Those who finish first can rest."
Marshal Mond's eyes lit up, he patted Lan Ze's shoulder and said, "Isn't there time now? You can press the cat's paw."
Lan Ze Ze was so photographed that he almost slipped out with his wheelchair. He said with a dark face: "Are you so oppressive? You don't give the cat a rest?"
Marshal Mond hurriedly pulled his wheelchair back and laughed: "Sorry, sorry , Forget that you are weak now, so what, I have already prepared and brought fried golden fish. Let's not talk about it for now. I will discuss it with him."
Lan Ze: "..." Who brought this? The trump card of Diao Mao was revealed?
Lin Konglu didn't know Marshal Mond, and was a little confused when he saw a tall soldier with medals walking up to him.
But the live broadcast room exploded instantly -
[Wu Caocao! Marshal Mond! 】
【The program team has made great achievements. They invited Princess Cat, the Second Prince, and now Marshal Mond.】
【Princess Cat Cat made me laugh to death】
【So Marshal Mond has shown up. Isn't His Highness Lanze still showing up? ]
Marshal Mond always had a majestic face when he appeared in public, but now when he saw Lin Konglu, he smiled very kindly: "Your Highness, are you tired? Do you need a hand massage?" "?"
Lin Konglu: "?"
"No, no need?" Although he didn't recognize the other party's military rank.
The marshal felt happy, and then asked: "What are you doing eating small fish?"
"Ah?" Lin Konglu was even more confused, what on earth did this man want to do?
At this time, Lan Ze controlled the wheelchair to approach, still avoiding the live broadcast range, and replied for Lin Konglu: "He doesn't eat."
If you want to eat, you have to feed him.
Marshal Mond: "Tsk, look at your ability to protect food."
[Ah, the second prince finally couldn't sit still when he saw someone trying to lure away the cat with dried fish? ]
[Master Marshal, that's not the power of protecting food, but the power of jealousy]
[The cat eats the small fish quickly, and the cat's ears are exposed]
[So Lin Konglu is just calling the cat now? I'm laughing so hard]
[His parents obviously chose the wrong name, they should be called Lin Maomao#狗头#]
Seeing Lan Ze coming over, Lin Kong Lu immediately understood who the person in front of him was, and couldn't help but smiled politely and asked: "Marshal, are you here for the 'spiritual seal'?"
"Yes, yes, cat's claw patch." Marshal Mond emphasized, and by the way, "I brought all the 'medicinal patches' that were just produced."
Lan Ze: "?" You actually intercepted my goods?
Lin Konglu guessed that Marshal Mond was really eager to ask for it, so he agreed before thinking about it, and simply said: "Okay, I'll give it to you right now."
Marshal Mond didn't expect that he was so easy to talk to, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and was busy ordering people. After putting all the "medicated patches" on the table, he glanced at Lan Ze and said, "Your Highness, the Princess, is much more relaxed than you."
Lan Ze thought to himself, of course he is, he is just a silly little cat... He
hasn't finished thinking yet. , Lin Konglu suddenly trotted up to him, his face a little red, blinked his eyes and whispered: "My dear, I may want to lend you a fish tail."
Lan Ze: "?"
Because the smart live broadcast ball did not capture them, Lin Konglu turned his back to everyone, blocking his sight, so after he finished speaking, he started directly and rubbed the fish's tail under the thin blanket.
Lan Ze: "..."
His ear fins were obviously redder, and his face was slightly warm. He gritted his teeth and said: "For the last time, from now on... I can only do it in the room."
Lin Konglu: "?" Just rua. It's just a fish tail, why do you say it like we have it?
0687: "Think about it carefully, the fish tail is the leg. What you just did was actually touching the leg."
Lin Konglu: "Uh."
When Lin Konglu appeared in the live broadcast again, he had two small cat ears on his head and behind him The kitten tail was swaying, and even his two hands turned into fluffy kitten paws.
Live broadcast room -
[Wu Caocao! The blood tank is empty, ambulance, pull me up quickly! ]
[Ah, ah, Meng is crying, Ah Wei is dead, Ah Wei is alive again! 】
【Think rua, suck it! ]
[The second prince, the enemy of taking his wife is irreconcilable, let's fight to the end! ]
[In front of you, what are you dreaming about in broad daylight? That's my husband, the cat ears are so cute, they're in my hands, Zzz~]
[You are all daydreaming, but I'm worried that the second prince will come and push the cat ears down again]
[Shut up! ]
[No crow mouth allowed]
Lin Konglu quickly sat down at the prepared table. Marshal Mond personally handed a "medicine patch" to him, his expression was somewhat solemn and nervous.
Speaking of which, he has never seen what a spiritual imprint that can cure insect poison looks like.
Lin Konglu looked normal. He took a deep breath, raised his cat's paw and pressed it lightly on the patch, leaving a golden cat's paw print.
【Huh? Spiritual imprint? 】
[It seems to be a therapy department. What are you doing? 】
【Although I don't know what this is doing, it feels so cute. The cat looks like he is signing a contract of prostitution, hahaha.】
Marshal Mond showed a hint of surprise in his eyes, and then ordered someone to put away the sticker that had pressed the paw prints. Another unpressed one was handed over.
At this time, Lan Ze also controlled the wheelchair and came forward. He thought... it would be enough if there were claws according to the paw prints. There is no need for a small tail and kitten ears to appear, right?
So, a sinful hand appeared in the live broadcast room again, quietly approaching Lin Konglu.
【? ? ? ]
[Don't come over here! ]
[Horror, horror, the second prince is poking the cat's ears again! ]
[Who was talking like a crow just now? 】
Lan Ze can't see the barrage in the live broadcast room. Even if he can see it, he won't be stopped.
He was very ruthless and firm. He first pushed off the kitten's tail, and then the two kitten ears, one at a time.
[The hatred for killing my wife (Little Kitten Ears) is irreconcilable, let's fight to the death, Second Prince! ]
[The hatred for killing my husband (little cat ears) is irreconcilable. Let's fight to the end, Your Highness Lanze! 】
After Lin Konglu awakened the cat gene, he pressed the cat's paw very quickly. After a while, Marshal Mond couldn't keep up with the speed of handing out the "medicine patch".
Lin Konglu simply said: "One more person can deliver it."
He still had to rush for a variety show, but the Marshal couldn't do it. Before, Lan Ze handed him medicine patches, and he could catch up with his two claws with one hand. speed.
But when it comes to the Marshal, it takes three people to catch up.
After pressing and pressing, he felt hungry again, and his eyes drifted to the dried fish involuntarily.
Lan Ze was the first to notice it, and he had no choice but to take the dried fish and feed it to him one by one.
But I don't know whether it was due to the exhaustion of mental energy or the temptation of the golden fish. As I ate, the little cat ears popped up again.
Lan Ze: "..."
He calmly stretched out his hand to poke it, and then continued feeding.
Netizen:?
After a while, the little cat ears popped out again.
Lan Ze: "..."
Netizen: Ecstasy.jpg
But only two seconds later, Lan Ze was stabbed to death again.
Netizen: Fuck @#¥
Then the little cat ears popped out, were poked out, popped out again, were poked out again...and so on.
Netizen: ...
[I'm tired, I'm tired, I won't scold you anymore]
[Poke it, you damn sweet and sour fish! ]
[It is said that a cat is like a ruthless claw-pressing tool. The second prince poked him so many times, but he didn't look back hahaha]
Lin Konglu pressed his claws all afternoon, and Marshal Mond was beaming with joy when he left.
If Lan Ze hadn't been staring at him with jealous eyes, he would have wanted to hug Her Royal Highness and pat her shoulders hard to express his gratitude.
After seeing off Marshal Mondstadt, Lanze pulled Lin Konglu in front of him, squeezed the kitten's paws, lowered his eyes and asked, "Are you tired?"
Lin Konglu shook his head, but then nodded again and said, "A little bit."
I wasn't tired at first, but if I kept pressing, my arms gradually became a little sore. But when I think that these cat claw stickers can save many people, I feel it is worth it.
Lan Ze sighed, pinched the kitten's paw and said softly: "Then let me rub it for you."
"Yeah." Lin Konglu simply leaned on him, lazily, and after a moment he suddenly said: "By the way, tomorrow's program team Rest. Chaochao and I are in a group for the field training the day after tomorrow. We will need a mecha soldier to accompany the driver. Guests can choose by themselves. Can you recommend it to me?"
Lan Ze's lips curled up slightly, and he was about to speak. , but Lin Konglu said in distress: "Originally, I wanted to choose Chris, but he is an instructor and cannot be chosen, alas."
The corners of Lan Ze's raised lips instantly collapsed, and he pinched the kitten's paws to kill him. He pulled him into his arms and said expressionlessly: "You can't see such a big living person behind you?"
Lin Konglu originally wanted him to accompany the driver, so he said that deliberately, but now he pretended not to understand. : "Oh? Where is it?"
He only saw a jealous fish.
Lan Ze gritted his teeth and said directly: "Choose me!"
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