Before reading this chapter put down your pitch forks, I'm not making Adam the bad guy in this fic and I definitely want to see him redeem himself
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Sera walked into the doctors office where lute was waiting for the doctor to come back. "Hello lute just wanted to check in on you and your unborn baby doing, while I'm here I have a question. Do you believe sinners can be redeemed?"
Lute didn't really know what to say. "Uhhh... no. I don't believe sinners can be redeemed except until that snake poofed into heaven......Sir Pentious?" whether I like it or not he's here and I can't kick his ass out back into hell."
A moment of silence between them staring at each other, Lute wasn't happy with her answer. Those sinners were shit stains under her military boots, her boyfriend Adam would definitely liked her answer and later in bed, shower or a dark closet they would talk about how fucking horrible those dipshit cockroaches sinners are living miserable lives in hell.
Sera just gave her a small nod. "Thank you for the honesty, Lute. Adam would be proud of you and your kid. Keep up the good work."
After sera left the baby decided to kick lute hard. "Ouch little dude, I know sera is a bitch and I'm this close to stabbing her with my sword with my only good arm."
*kicks again*
"Yes I know that bitch is up to something!"
*kicks*
"Of course Adrien, I'm going to see what that bitch Emily is up to!"
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Meanwhile in hell, everyone spent the next 30 minutes trying to stop Adam from strangling Emily and a solid 2 hours flying off into the sky towards heaven....only for him to get zapped and crashed back into the hotel ceiling.
As Alastor's construction crew fixed the ceiling , Adam laid flat on the floor his black wings spread out. "Motherfucker! Jesus Christ! fucking damn it! Damn it! I want my fucking life back! My girlfriend and unborn baby needs me! None of this shit like me getting killed was supposed to happen, fucking assholes! You think I like this? Being surrounded by my fucking loser sinners descendants for all eternity and the last thing I need is one of those fuckers is to call me great grandpa or uncle!!!"
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"Well, that could have been much worse." Vaggie filled the thick silence of the hotel.
Charlie and Lucifer both gave her looks of sadness and honesty.
Charlie flashed her a fanged smile."Yeah. I guess you're right , I really wish we could help him out but he doesn't want us to help."
Husk sighed pausing from wiping the bar counter. How the fuck did Heaven and the other angels dealt with Adam for all those centuries? But he was a goddamn fucking bartender, and it was his job to listen. So that's what he did for the next 2 hours he listened to every fucking word of the former top angel.
Two hours later.
Adam was laying on the couch eyes closed sobbing.
"Wanna drink?" Husk asked across the room. "Might make you feel a little better."
Adam's eyes stayed closed for a minute he slowly opened and pushed himself to his feet. "Yeah thanks cat dude, I'll take that drink."
"Once again my name is husker."
Lucifer sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. He mumbled to himself, "Things were so much easier when I was alone with my depressed self making my magical ducks in my mansion."
"Seriously dude, what do you have to be depressed about?!" Adam remarked at Lucifer. "You have a hot wife who you took from me—
"Hey I didn't take Lilith away! she choose to run away with me and as for eve, she was your second chance to be happy and somehow you messed up."
"You have a good daughter that—
"You had many children with eve including the famous brother killer Cain and innocent little Abel remember?"
"Listen here smart ass, I can't eat or look at apples without thinking if you didn't force eve to eat the forbidden fruit then you wouldn't have corrupted eve and unleashed evil!" Adam shouted getting up.
"For your information in my version of the Bible story I gave eve a choice to eat the apple of knowledge to gain free will so she could think for herself...and lastly I'm sorry ...I honestly to god's name didn't know that was going to happen." Lucifer pointed out at Adam.
Suddenly a female voice spoke out. "If you ladies are done squawking then may I say something!" Lilith announces walking into the room.
"The floor is yours love." Lucifer smiled and spoke softly.
"Sure." Adam scoffed not even looking at her.
Lilith spoke out. "Now Adam, if you're truly serious with having a child with lute then everything that happened in Eden is in the past and you need to let go, listen to my daughter and she can help you with redemption."
Adam sighed grabbing his horns. "Come on lady! It's been a frustrating 7 months in hell! How long is this whole redemption damn thing gonna take!"
"Pardon me ,but Adam you clearly haven't been trying anything to achieve one's goals." Alastor laughed.
"Not to mention the 70 inch plasma screen tv that you stole from Vox's penthouse for your hotel room." Angel dust laughs as what happened 5 months ago.
"I mean Sir Pentious died a selfless hero and he got send off to heaven." Vaggie added in and everyone except Adam nodded.
"Hey, Redemption can be achieved by very slow process." Charlie spoke up in front of everyone. "All the change happens within you're soul, but only if you're honest and selfless to yourself."
"Oh! If Adam is truly serious, How about this I can try to rearrange a meeting with sera so Adam can visit with lute and Adrian." Emily exclaimed speaking up after being silent for a while.
"Hold on who's Adrian!"
Notes:
Ummm sera seams to be planning something, everyone wants to help Adam but he's miserable but he's going to give it his all for lute and his unborn son and speaking of the baby boy ,a guest gave me a list of boy names and his name is Adrian
Feel free to drop kudos, comment and if you hear someone swearing, typing on a lab top in a ihop then that's probably me and I believe I have two chapters left...unless the plot bunnies come after me again
