Psycho Pyra x Male Reader

...after playing that game, I don't buy anything with Nintendo anymore. I gained haunting memories and phobias. I don't even play video games anymore...

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I loved Nintendo so much. I've been playing their games since I was 4. I had all the consoles growing up and all the games. My room had tons of goodies from Mario or Donkey Kong. Toys, plushies, stickers, and posters covered my walls, floors, desk, and bed. You could tell I loved Nintendo.

Now that I'm a teen, my taste for games changed. I now played games like Final Fantasy and Xenoblade Chronicles. However, I still played Mario and other games every day. But when I saw a new DLC character for Smash bros, I was excited. Who could it be? 

I sat down one afternoon to watch Nintendo Direct and saw the new characters, Pyra and Mythra...and I fell in love. With them. I was infatuated. Big titty anime girls in Smash!! I then remembered they were from Xenoblade Chronicles 2, a game I unfortunately didn't have. The game was raised to $70. Even worse, Xenoblade Chronicles 2 did horribly and sold poorly.

I watched the rest of the Nintendo Direct and when it ended, I got my hands on some...explicit videos on Pyra and Mythra. Soon, they were both available to buy and I took my Mom's credit card to buy them. I was hooked, I was crushing on them, simping even. I mained them and quickly learned their combos. Even in tournaments and during games with friends, I was too good with my Blade boos.

But every night, I was beating myself off to the Aegis sisters, wishing I was in Rex's position. I wanted her soooo bad.

Y/N: Ngh...Pyra...yes baby....

I even bought Pyra and Mythra amiibos for my jars that were full to the brim. I finished washing the video and clean up....

Y/N: Pyra...Mythra...I wish you two were real....

I hug my Pyra and Mythra body pillows to sleep....

The next day, me and family were out shopping. We went to a Target near my house, where we bought groceries, clothes, and other necessities. I was in the video game sections, looking for a new game, when I saw...the holy grail. 

Y/N: XENOBLADE CHRONICLES 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thrilled, jumping for joy as I was the game I wanted sooo bad. There was an customer service button and I pressed, soon an employee came.

Y/N: Excuse me, may I buy the game?

Employee: Sure.

Y/N: How much is it?

Employee: Due to inflation, it is now bumped from $70 to $80.

I ran to my Mom and asked her for the game.

Y/N: Mom! Mom! Mom! I saw Xenoblade 2!!! Please! Please! Please! Can I have it?!

Mom: No! Y/N, we can barely be able to buy groceries, be more considerate and stop asking me for stuff right now.

Y/N: Fine....

Bummer out, I walked back to the video game section and talked to the same employee again.

Y/N: I can't buy the game, sorry.

Right when I was about to leave, the employee called me over. I turned around to see what she had to say.

Employee: You can have the game for free.

Y/N: Really?!

Employee: Yeah, the game has been selling poorly. And everyone who bought it returned the game the next day they got it. So here...have it.