ok so once upon an awesome time, there was a girl named Almond (totally her real name) and she had a baby daddy and he was named Drake. One day Almond went to the store and she saw a so so so so so so so so so sexy cashier and his name tag said "Junkook"
also he's a cashier bc bts kicked him out and he quit the army guyz
his butt was so so so big like a humongous bubble butt
almond needed to grip it up so bad and one day she and Junkook got together in secret because she couldn't tell Drake or he would be so so so so so angry but at least he let her grip on that GYATT and she was so happy cuz it was so squishy
But then one day Drake and Junkook met and it was love at first sight and they went on secret dates too but then
almond and drake both accidentally got invited on the same date with junkook and he was so shocked but the two didn't care because they all loved each other and dated together
then had 2340578695326076,498,320,483,209,670,937,095,726,076,409,634,704,673 babies together and built an army with them
the end babygirls
daddy finally wrote more
are you happy
be happy
you should be happy that daddy is back
are you?
you better be.
good girl
ok new story whenever I feel like it
nighty night kitten
I wrote this at my totally alpha amazing school with my strawberry picking shein factory working slave AKA joselyn.
YOU ARE READING
thee coolest story of nye you will ever hear
Randomrandom sillies bc im kewl and therefore can do wtv i want :333 huge mentions of me eating ellies ass btw bc im just so silly :PP
