The Minecraftian Gospel

Steve's Story

Once upon a time there was a little girl that lives in a village. She was very happy living life as a minecraft villager before a herd of creepers showed up and blew up the village farm. Now, with no food left, many of the villagers revolted against her father, the chief.

Then, an epic hero named Steve appeared in a beam of glowing light and killed the creepers with a swing of his mighty sword. The villagers praise their new hero, except for a few. These few villagers, which were high priests, didn't trust him and tried to urge the others not to follow him. While some listened, many followed him, for he claimed he could give them a mob-free colony.

He turned logs into wood in the blink of an eye, and saved the children from a zombie attack, but with each awesome act, the prophets and priests trusted him less. They began bribing some of the less trustworthy villagers with emeralds to make this "Steve" look bad. They told Steve that one of the villagers had been disloyal to her husband and should be killed, and Steve said that whoever had never made a mistake shod take the first swing. The priests were all dumbfounded and left one by one, murmuring to themselves.

They needed an inside man to get rid of Steve once and for all and end his radical teaching of Notch, so they recruited one of Steve's close friends. Of course, there was no fooling Steve, he already knew what the priests were up to before they even made the deal. However, Hero time betrayed Steve for 30 iron ingots. Later that night, Steve gathered his friends and shared bread and milk with them. He said that his best friend Alex would deny him three times before the chicken cooed.

Even later that night, Steve brings his closest friends to the Flower Fields Biome, where HeroBrine soon betrays him, with a gift of enchantment no less. The priest came and tok Steve away, and Herobrine realized what he had done and ran away and threw himself into a pit of lava.

They then took Steve and sliced at him with a diamond sword as much as they could without killing him. While she was watching, people asked Alex if she knew Steve, and she was scared, so she said she didn't; just then, a chicken cooed, and Alex realized what had happened, and she was sad. Meanwhile the villagers, stirred up by the priests, became a mad mob shouting for Steve to receive the worst punishment ever.

That worst punishment ever was to hang from a wooden pole that he first had to carry through town to the top of the mountain, while people were hitting him with stocks and shovels as he walked. There were two other people there already when he arrived, both griefers with their own wooden poles. He stayed up there for three hours, during which time the sky darkened, and at the end, when he gave up his last heart, the ground shook and the road split in two. Many of the villagers were shocked at the experience, especially the priests when the banner tore in two.

For three days, Steve was gone, but on the third day, he respawned! Then Steve visited his closest friends, showing to them that he was the real deal. They were all amazed that he had respawned on hardcore mode, but, of course, he was the son of Notch. 40 days later, he said he had to go; his friends were sadly astonished. He was taken up into the sky in a beam of white light, and promised he would return on the Last Day, and that his friends had to spread his word across the land.

The End.

Well, to this story.

Made with awesomek21 This started when we were at a loss for conversation. It started as a game, and ended with a story.