Plays the traditional Asian daughter & mother-in-law fighting dramas
YuJie - So, can you handle this cringe for the whole night (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Nodding as No, as he's taped and begging
Hyunjin - Let's go find more to torcher <( ̄︶ ̄)>
Meanwhile in Desert
Y/N - How dare you call me flat! HuH?
Kookie - Actually I don't usually blurt out the truth, but-
Y/N - So you were lying, you know I'm HOT right (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Kookie - But I did today. Flat.
Y/N - arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! If you're drop dead Handsome you'll say anything, huh?
Kookie - So I'm Handsome..............(Smirk) (◠‿◕)
Y/N - 变态
Kookie - What? I don't know chinese, what did you say?
Hyunjin - you're a pervert, she said
Kookie - what! I mean I'm a little bit but how can you say this-
YuJie - 你是啊 (you are tho)
Y/N - wait how did you ya enter?
YuJie - well the door was open
Hyunjin - Let's go we have to catch 4 more people, who are here for blood lust. And go change or you really wanna have some fun in that cleavage showing bridal dress ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
She goes and changes quickly. Now they are in pairs literally roaming around at 3:00 am in the hotel everywhere, every floor just roaming.
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Guns in their hands roaming on the 1st floor the "Deserts"
Kookie - well, I have something to ask
Y/N - Not now, focus!
Kookie - I'll take that as a yes, so what did YuJie say there in Chinese again
Y/N - Are you dumb, we had classes for Asian languages and had to learn 5 each, did you in the class or what?
Kookie - I'm the smartest person A-L-I-V-E, how can you acuse me of sleeping in the class.well I did during the language, that's why I was about to be kicked out, but my charms and smart ass work everywhere you know, I'm-
Y/N - Dumb. Now shut up and focus (⌐■-■)
They were roaming around the stairs, when KOOKIE spotted a girl running towards them.
Boom a kick right from Kookie's left ear (5cm apart) flung and landed to the girl's face.
Kookie - Hey, watch where you're kicking, what if you had ruined my heavenly face
Y/N - I saw and then kicked Dumbo
The girl got up & charged to Kookie with a Knife as sharp as a Knife (sorry the author didn't get any example)
Kookie dodged her and she came back again and he dodged again, this happened atleast 5 times
Y/N - Hey are you a Cuckoo, kick her in the ass or atleast behind the neck
Kookie - Don't you remember it's Asia, we can't touch girls
Y/N - But girls can crush you, hit her or I'll drink all the banana milk
A slap as fast as a bullet hitting the girl right on spot ( cheeks, don't think anywhere else) making her numb for a min
The girl's spinning in the background meanwhile
Kookie - How dare you take my diamond worthy banana Milk's name from you're flat mouth
Y/N - arghhhhhhhh!! Why are you obsessed with flat, you moron you don't have it either, you're flatter than me
Kookie - (Burst out laughing)! Hahahahahahahahahaha, of course I don't have anything, I'm a biy, have you lost your mind
Kookie's still rolling on the floor, when the girl recovered from the clash. She took out her mask
Seeing her face was the last thing Y/N thought could happen here. She Ballistic here.
A war broke out between the 2, with a laughing mess in the background
Y/N kicked Kookie down the stairs to have some peaceful war. They both charged at each other with full potential. After what felt like an eternity Kookie snapped to reality and a body came rolling down to him. He wipped a tear of his eyes and looked clearly, the body was of a girl but without a head
Y/N - Darling- (then Y/N threw the head to him)
Kookie - ( he caught it and was still confused) what? Why did you do this much?
2 people were passing from the background
Y/N - Darling, just bury the plant & seed in the "desert" garden it is a very precious memory to me. I'm giving "the plant & seed" to you keep it safe
Kookie - (somewhat lost) plant?seed?memory? Uhhhhhh ok, honey
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Meanwhile
YuJie - Hey we have 3 more now, let's ask them about how many they got
Hyunjin - ok and let's stop here, they'll catch the rest 1
Author - sorry for the late update I was busy completing my Dramas (◠ᴥ◕ʋ) want some suggestions
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