Hey guys!! There's currently SEVEN HOURS till the release! I literally can't wait to be ripped open by the combination of poetry and melody (Violence)
Anyways these are my predictions! You saw them first 🤍 (Good luck Tortured Poets)
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My favorite vault track will be "The Albatoss"
"Guilty as Sin?" is going STRAIGHT to the sobbing playlist
"My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys" is going to get TikTok'ified 💔
"So Long, London" will GUT me. GUT.
Also it will reference to Joe's favorite kebab shop I London; Kentish Delights and/or talk about its location: Highgate.
There will be references to "The Archer" ("Who could ever leave me darling? But who could stay?"/ "Cause' all of my enemies started out friends")
Will mention marriage (Champagne Problems/ You're Loosing Me/ Paper Rings)
Talk about "Paper Cuts" or alike, in reference to "Paper Rings" and "Death By A Thousand Cuts"
My favorite song (vault tracks aside) will be "I Can Do It With A Broken Heart"
"The Tortured Poets Department" OR "But Daddy I Love Him" Will be the first song from the album that Taylor plays live.
Taylor will play "Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me" alongside a Reputation song before announcing Rep TV someday in the future.
"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" will be the most upbeat song on the album.
"The Alchemy" will GUT. Let me die in peace.
"loml" will mention the word "heart" in the chorus, and a minimum of three times throughout the song.
The best bridge will be the one in "Down Bad"
"The Tortured Poets Department" will be a sad, poetic, moonlight under a fuzzy blanket, kinda song.
I'll cry. Violently.
"Guilty as Sin?" Will be the sad, poetic version of "Mastermind"
"But Daddy I Love Him" Will be the sister of "All Too Well"
"Florida!!!" Will be a FIRE song with some really snarky lyrics.
The word "fire" will be used in "Fresh Out The Slammer". Preferably following the talk about loving or a heart.
"Clara Bow" is the little sister of Rebekka Harkness and will literally put us all at "rest" at the end of the album.
"Fortnight" is a song that the media is going to dislike more than others.
"The Black Dog" will mention a specific name. The song will put all cards on the table and will be an apology, even if the narrator knows she's not the wrong person in the situation.
"The Bolter" will fell like a sister of "Right Where You Left Me" and might even have references.
The lyrics "And when she was leaving, it felt like breathing" will either be in "Clara Bow" or "Fresh Out The slammer"
(Also this is my favorite lyric ever.)
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HONESTLY THATS ALL I HAVE RN, IM SO EXITED I MIGHT CRY. Anyway I'll get some sleep and be up in time for the release. I LOVE YOU POOKIEPOETS <33
