Teh Story Of Le Cheesecake in Teh Slenderp Mansion. #DontJudge #CantStopMehBruh #Yolo #ISuckAtStupidHashtags #OverUseOfHashtags #CantStopWontStop #ImGonaGetToTehStary #Sorry #SorryNotSorry
There is a cheesecake in a fridge, with other cheesecakes, who were gonna die soon at the wrath of the creepypastas, Hoody and Masky.
(((HOODY AND MASKY ARE GUNNA EAT TEH CHEESECAKE LIKE IT IS A D!CK, SO HELL YEAH.
THEY IS HAPPY NOW.
LET'S GO BACK TO THE NON-NON-NONSENSE NOW.)))
The cheesecakes were sitting there. Waiting. Waiting for what might happen next, not knowing anything because they don't have brains.
Brains, the cheesecake, the creepypastas.
Food.
They didn't know they were food, they thought that they were-
Me: LE A MEH FREAKING UNIPOTATOE.
Narrator: SHUT THE HELL UP MIRROR.
Me: t(ò0ó t) FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU- *explodes multiple times till it makes its way to the door*
Narrator: of all things to freckled jesus, wtf. BACK TO TEH STORY.
They thought they were......
Holy crap, she was right, they thought they were unipotatoes.
Wtf is messed up with Mirror-chan's brain, if she has one. -n-
*clears throat*
Anyways, they thought they were unipotatoes, and could fly any...where.., wtf..,, and thought they could...........
Shit Marijuana.......
Uh.......
Someone replace Author-chan's brain please, she's gone mental. ONWARDS WITH THIS CRAPPY STORY.
they thought that...
TILL HOODY AND MASKY OPENED TEH FRIDGE, and them ate them.
The end.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
HELL NO. THEY ALL DIED. ALL TEM CHESCAKES.
ALL OF EM.
I ATE THEM
OM NOM NOM.
*dies*
*room explodes*
*the back round turns white*
*Calum Hood, The Doctor, Levi (Ravioli) Ackerman, Eren Jeager, 1D, 5SOS, Brendon Urie, Andy Biersack, Frank Iero, Gerard Way, and all the hawt creepypastas *cough*allofem*cough* appear in the white space*
OH! AND MORGAN FREEMAN!!!
All of them: wtf..... :0
Morgan Freeman: and do they all wondered the the bloody hell they were doing in Author/Mirror-chan's exploded brain
*le me appears out of no where*
Me: wassap biotches?
All: nothin much.....
Me: good.... good.... (/òDó\) Morgan Freeman, cover yo ears.
Morgan Freeman: *covers ears*
Me: 3....... 2..... 1.....
You+Fangirls: OHMIGER!!! EEEEEEKKKK!!!!! *they all start screaming and fangirling and spasming*
Doctor: *wtf face*
Me(Fangirls Army Leader): ATTACK ON FANDOM SUBJEEECCCTTTTTTTSSSS!!!
Jeff Teh Killuh(Fandom Subject Army Leader): ATTACK ON FANGGIIIRRRLLLLSSSSS!!!
(they all fought and died except all of them and reader Chan but all died but all of them plus author didnt)
the end of Teh authors note
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