The Big Bang & Beyond

The Big Bran Hypothesis

Savannah's POV:

Tonight, the boys and I are gathered in the living room to eat Thai food and binge-watch the Superman movies.

Leonard: "Here we go.-*to me*-Pineapple fried rice, no onions or tomatoes.-*to Howard*-And Pad Thai, no peanuts."

Howard: "But does it have peanut oil?"

Leonard: "I'm not sure. Everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up."

Sheldon: "Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine."

Raj: "Are there any chopsticks?"

Sheldon: "You don't need chopsticks. This is Thai food."

Leonard: "Here we go."

Sheldon: "Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century. Interestingly, they don't actually put the fork in their mouth. They use it to put the food on a spoon, which then goes into their mouth."

Me: "Ask him for a napkin. I dare you."

We then hear a knock at the door.

Leonard: "I'll get it."

Howard: "Do I look puffy? I feel puffy."

Leonard walks over to and opens the door, closing it behind him to talk to whoever knocked as Howard continues to worry about his alleged swelling.

Sheldon: "You're not swelling, Howard."

Howard: "No, no, look at my fingers. They're like Vienna sausages."

After a while, we find out who is at the door and open it to reveal Penny & Leonard mid-conversation.

Penny: "Oh. Hello."

Howard: *speaks Russian*

Penny: "I'm sorry?"

Howard: "Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?"

Penny: "No, I haven't."

Howard: "Get used to it."

Penny: "Yeah. I probably won't. Hey, Sheldon."

Sheldon: "Hi."

Penny: "Hi, Savannah."

Me: "Hey."

Penny: "Hey, Raj.-*silence*-Still not talking to me, huh?"

Sheldon: "Don't take it personally. It's his pathology. He can't talk to women."

Howard: "He can't talk to attractive women, or in your case, a cheesecake-scented goddess."

Leonard: "So there's gonna be some furniture delivered?"

Penny: "Yeah, yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here tomorrow, could you just, uh, sign for it and have them put it in my apartment?"

Leonard: "Yeah, no problem."

Penny: "Great. Here's my spare key.-*hands Leonard key*-Thank you." *leaves*

Leonard: "Penny, wait."

Penny: "Yeah."

Leonard: "Um...If you don't have any other plans, do you wanna join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?"