Meanwhild on Mards
Dog: please stop having sex with me
Dillon: feel good do more lol you are good at this
Suddntlay The Skeld crash into Mars and crush Dillon and killd ham
Dog: who are you kind saviors? I thank you very much for saving me from this never ending agony.
10 amogus crewmate come out skeld
Amogus: among us in real life.
Amogus 2: (sus, sus)
Amogus: among us in real life.
Amogus 2: (sus, sus)
Dog: ...
Than white crewmat come behind dog and fuck
Dog: It seems as though i have a new rapist. Highly unfortunate, my savior has become my new rapist.
White Amogus: sussus amogus
Hair gut: i stil aliv dog mine
White Amogus mouf open and tounge go throo Hair Gut. Than he fuck dog mor
Dog: ....it seems as though i am being violated by an extraterrestrial being.
Amogus: IT THE IMPOSTER!
Amogus 2: THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!
White Crewmat than get eject off mards. White Crewmat was the impostr.
Amogus all celebrate they finally found impostr.
(Ond earfh)
Amogus: sorry man but we found the imposter, i must be back on my way to sus planet.
Man: it was nice working with you amogus.
Amogus: by the way i peed in your mailbox
Man: what
Amogus enter the skeld and they fly away. Man run to mailbox and see all hisd mail peed on.
but thare was one otter person in ham who peed on peeoples males and thare male bockes
it was no other one than postal dude.
postal dude pee on man maiel bocks after amogus did and postal dude said
"Oh shit! Its my favorite super hero! Man!"
Man said
"ufkcigng postal due! how gould you do thissg i thoguth hwhat we had was spechial!!!!"
"No jail can hold me!"
Postal dude shouted
"go d damn it postal dude are you on the crack again!!!"
Man replied with
"Ugh, 'health pipe' my ass, that stuff is addictive."
Postal dude hits a crackpipe
"crack isnt alowed in ham!!!!"
Man says
"I am the law!"
Postal dude said as he started laughing.
Postal dude rips off his clothes revealing a police uniform.
"Time to oppress some minorities and women."
Postal dude laughs harder.
"Alrigt havfun with that posal dued"
Man siad as he walekd away
Man wulked upp tos bank an d see s robbrs rob ban k
Man: no d o thet
Robber: haha am eveil
Man: ki l l yuorsilf neggir
Robber: haha am eveil
Suddntlay som o ne com dow n an d ki ll robbers i n 1 hit
Peter Griffin: Holy crap Lois it's-
[INVINCIBLE]
Man: than k four sav e bank
Invincible: no problem, man!
Man: how u s o str ong
Invincible: well i get it from my dad he comes from space
Officer Balls: do you have U.S Citizenship?
Invincible: uhhh.. what?
Officer Balls: ILLEGAL ALIEN!!!
Officer Balls arrests Invincible for being an immigrant.
Postal dude: Hi there.
Invincible: Uh... Hi?
Postal Dude: Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven... With a little sodomy on the side.
Invincible: Okay...?
Postoa dude then takejs a match out o f his pokcket and lights it and fling it toward terh fire alarg ans one firle alarm goes of the dore opens.
Invincible: But... We can't escape...? That would be a crime...
Postal dude: Yeah yeah. blah blah.
psotoadude then escapes the jail sale and grab all his gun and his bazoka and his grena de and his pick axe Shocker and Shovel and Protest Sign and Pitchfork and Baton and Machete and Sledgehammer and Scythe and Baseball Bat and his Dusters and Shears and his Axe and Bali and the Bitch's Katana and his Hammer not forogoeting a signle weoaopon.
and all of suden he sees one of... jonkler weopan...
it was a dealdough.
Posal dud then sas
"You got to be fucking kidding."
he throw dild at prisner
"Youre dare througw tghis at m!!! u supid!!!"
prisner sad
"Shut up moron."
posal dude rung out agin grabing polise uniforg and puling out a miny nooke gun
"Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!"
posal tude sadi beofore shotting a unch of nmini nooke in the polise staton kiling everone in the polise statton becides invinsoballs!!
"You got to be fucking kidding."
Postal dude said
"Gee, I hope nobody's taping this!"
He then run oute Die Polizei Bahnhof! shotting mini nookes everware
Officer Balls than com back frem has coffee break
Officer Balls: WHAT THE FUCK WHO KILLED MY EX WIFE!?
Invincible: your ex wife!?
Officer Balls: YEH, MY EX WIFE WAS LOCKED IN THIS JAIL
Invincible: uh.. it was Postal Dude
Officer Ball: GET HIM A MEDAL I HATED THAT WHORE!
Officer Balls tracks down Postal Dude.
Officer Balls: HEY!
Postal Dude: you got to be fucking kidding. The feds are here.
Officer Balls hands Postal Dude something.
Postal Dude: what is this?
Officer Balls: A PARDON! EVERY CRIME YOU'VE EVER COMMITED OR TAKEN PART IN HAS BEEN PARDONED YOUR A FREE MAN!
Postal Dude: it is days like these i am glad to be an american!
