Hi my name is myrtle.
Harry potter makes me squirtle.
He showed up in my tub
And started rub-a-dub-dubbing
Me
Not really
But he did in my dreams
And now that he is in my life
I'm carrying around a knife
So that i can set him free
From all his constant misery
And all his strife
I'm gonna be his motherfuckin' wife
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