Uzi Doorman, The Angsty Emo Drone Wakes up and discovers That She's Not on Copper-9.
Uzi: Where in the-? Where am I? What is this place.
???: Uzi!
Uzi looks at the Strange Dome-Like house, and sees Her Overly Happy Best Friend, N.
Uzi: N... Where are we?
N: Well... I'm not entirely sure, but look around. There are a Ton of Islands all over the place.
Uzi looks around and sees all the islands. There was A Desert island, A Jungle island, an island made entirely of Question marks, A GIANT DEATH ROBOT ON THE FUCKING MOON!!!
Uzi: Well, Wherever we are, we better find a way to escape. What do you think we should- N?
N was reading the signs.
Uzi: Oh Bite me! Are you Fucking Serious N? We're stranded in space and you're reading signs!?!
N: "Repower the Portal with Golden Crystals"
Uzi looks and notices The portal machine right by N. The Machine Needed a Total of 16 crystals.
Uzi: N! We can go throughout space and find these Crystals! And we can head back home.
N: oooh! Can I help?! Pweeeeaaasssse?
Uzi: .... Uhh yeah that was the plan.
N: Yay!! 😊😊
Uzi then notices A sign right next to the Dome-Like house.
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(Where they're at)
Uzi: Hmmm.... Come on. Let's go.
She jumps into the hole In the ground.
N: Uhhh you sure that's a good idEEAA!!??
Uzi Yanks N into the hole.
Both Friends Find themselves in a Giant dungeon under the Island.
They were surrounded by monsters.
Uzi: What the Hell?
N and Uzi immediately start fighting the monsters. There were way too many for either to fight alone so they stuck together.
Uzi found a Lava Blaster in A Box and shoots it.
Uzi: INTO THE FIRE!!!!
The monsters all die from the lava.
N is now going back to the Box where Uzi picked Up the lava blaster and found one of the Golden Crystals they read about.
N: Uzi! I found one!
Uzi goes over to N and grabs it.
Uzi: Okay That's one. But there are a ton more empty spaces on the portal machine.
N: Maybe we have to go to the other Islands To find the Rest.
Uzi: Ugh!! Bite Me!!
She Turns around and crosses her Arms.
N pick Uzi up and flies them to the Surface where They Look around.
Uzi: Okay N. One question.
N: Yeah?
Uzi: How the fuck are we supposed to live in this Tiny Ass mushroom house. This thing is Like, 3 Feet Wide.
N: Oh that's Easy. You sleep inside and I sleep outside, and whatever we collect, we can Keep in this treasure chest.
He pulls out a treasure chest.
Uzi: Okay Smartass. How do we get to the Other Islands?
N: Uzi.... I can Fly.
Uzi: Jackass.
N: So which one should we go to First?
Uzi: Hmmm.... I say we Go to The Desert Island.
N looks and sees the desert Island.
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N: Sure! I love doing anything! 😁
N grabs Uzi and they fly to the Desert island.
Immediately they're faced with A death Trap. The Lava Parkour.
Uzi: I've got This.
She Jumps The parkour And Reaches another Box.
She opens it and-
Uzi: I FUCKIN DID THAT FOR FUCKIN' COAL?!?
N: Language! There are kids watching 😊
Uzi: You're like the Entire Chapter Late.
N and Uzi head into the Hallway where there's a Ladder.
N Climbs up and he finds a Gold crystal.
N: I got on- Uzi?
Uzi was Fighting off some more monsters And they all retreated to the downstairs level.
Uzi and N look downstairs and sees Some Solver Clones.
Uzi: What the Fuck? Nope I'm not doing this! Not without better weapons. Uzi heads off and N flies her back to Their Home Alien.
