Deep within the forested Carpathian mountains of Transylvania, Romania
The Slender Man, the Tall, Thin, and Faceless man that we all know, love, and hate today. The lovecraftian man birthed from somethingawful and risen to fame just to fall down to...
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Zvelt Conac/Slender Mansion, Transylvania, Romania 🇷🇴
February 13th, 2024. 10:37 AM
Slender Man POV:
*I freshened up, put on a Hazbin Hotel t-shirt, black jeans, and black socks. Then I walked outside my room and down the stairs to the kitchen where the rest of the Creepypastas were messing around in*
*I heard Natalie (Clockwork) and Toby (Ticci Toby) blasting Rammstein music while he was playing Warhammer 40K in their room. Dear Lord, it was loud as hell when I walked past their room. Look, I love listening to Rammstein just as much as anyone, but fucking hell, turn down the damn noise*
Slender Man: "The Slender Mansion isn't as chaotic as the fandom makes it seem, but it is still kind of a dumpster fire despite how well built and clean the place is and the country that it's in."
*I then looked out into space as if I felt something watching me*
Slender Man: "Oh, and if wondering, yes, I'm talking to you, the one reading this wattpad story. Dont worry, I'm not gonna hurt or kill you, or at least not yet. Yes, I know fourth wall breaks aren't an original thing, I'm no Deadpool or anything, but hey, I gotta say something before we get to the good bits, so here's your little line of dialogue from me to you, the reader."
*I got downstairs and saw everyone in their respective places: 1. Observer (Kevin Haas) and Mr. Scars (Milo Asher) (Both from TribeTwelve) playing chess on a coffee table*
Observer: "Milo, do you even know how to play chess?"
Mr. Scars: "No, I've just never been a fan of these types of board games."
*2. Ben (Ben Drowned) was in the main dining room on his phone playing some Star Wars game, while E.Jack (Eyeless Jack) was frying some fresh kidneys that he stole from some people in a nearby village in Transylvania, and Kagekao getting drunk off of wine*
Ben: "Oh, come on! How the hell is Kylo stronger than Vader in this game?! That's some bullshit!"
Eyeless Jack: "Ben, can you be quiet, I'm trying to make something to eat for me and Nina."
Kagekao: *Drunk Japanese blabbering*
*3. Sally (Sally Williams) with smiley (Smile Dog) was watching those trash ass "murder drones" and "amazing digital circus" shows in the living room with Helen (Bloody painter), Jason (Jason the Toymaker), and Johnathan (The puppeteer) all sitting on the couch, and Nina (Nina the Killer) passed out on the rocking sofa*
Sally: "Hehe, I love it when Uzi says BITE ME!"
Smile Dog: **WOOF**
Helen, Jason, and Johnathan: *All chatting about a different subject matter while Sally watches her shows*
Nina: *Snoring away until E.Jack finishes making some cooked kidneys*
*4. I also heard Ann (Nurse Ann) and Cody (X-Virus) somewhere in the basement experimenting on some vampire they found near Cluj-Napoca, luckily they restrained it to a steel table so it didn't get let loose in the mansion*
Ann: "Oh, come on, hold and inject the damn thing, Cody!"
Cody: "Well, I can't do it while this thing is writhing around! And I also need AN EXTRA HAND!"
The Vampire: *Screaming out monstrous growling sounds while trying to slash at Cody*
*5. Finally, Jane (Jane the Killer) was chasing after Jeff (Jeff the Killer) and L.Jack (Laughing Jack), probably because of the loud crash sound they made earlier that woke me up. Everything was just going to shit in this mansion*
Jane: "You idiotic pricks! Get back here and fix the damn vase you broke!"
Jeff: "Well, you better catch us if you can, cunt! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Laughing Jack: "Run run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch us, were the gingerbread men!"
*Vase? I thought they broke a window or something! Ugh, never mind, I just wanna get some fresh air*
***A few hours later***
Hoia Baciu Forest, Transylvania, Romania 🇷🇴
6:54 PM
*Well, killing some villagers from Cluj-Napoca was definitely a relieving experience. I catched about 12 bodies that I'll bring back home to the mansion so me and E.Jack can make some dinner tonight. The entire time I was murdering those pricks, I was just constantly saying my favorite lines and roasts from Helluva Boss. Fucking hell, I can't wait any longer for season 2 episode 8. My proxies think I have a problem*
