vault-tec ad

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(Scene opens up with static on the TV screen with a 1950 radio voice coming on the screen which shows a futuristic city)

TV announcer: “hey you (fake hands points) yes you have you ever worried about the end of the world well of course you have you crazy haired loony well if you want the best safety and security the best of the best to offer then come on down to (logo appears) Vault-tec the most safe and secure facilities in the world”

(TV cuts to a animation of the iconic Vault-tec guy in civilian clothes living in a suburban house with a robot serving him breakfast)

TV announcer: “meet (insert name) just living a normal life in his suburban neighborhood with his fellow neighbors when all of a sudden disaster strikes”

(The animation shows the president issuing a nuclear warning in a speech bubble as a animation nuke falls from the sky approaching (insert name) house)

TV announcer: (shows vault guy freaking out) “but not to worry you can save yourself from a lifetime of radiation with vault-tec (vault guy looks intrigued) if you ever hear the sirens just head to your local vault and you will be protected” the vault guy quickly packs up his stuff and runs out of his house to the gate of a vault where a guard stands denying him access

TV announcer: “wait make sure you have your identification or you can't be let in (vault guy digs into pocket and pulls out id) great job now enter the vault and your new life can begin”

(The vault guy rides the elevator down into the vault as two hands come out and remove his clothes for radiation and he walks out naked with his clothes missing)

TV announcer: “woah now we don't need to see that (shower curtain covers him then reveals him in a jumpsuit) that's much better now your new life can begin we have all types of amenities for you including (quick flashes of each rooms) bedrooms cafeteria sports center teaching rooms playgrounds gardens research rooms and many others (vault guy looks disoriented) I know it can be a lot but don't worry your not alone”

(The animation show the vault guy getting picked up by a magic hand being pulled upwards as he lands in a new room with dozens of other dwellers)

TV announcer: “there will also be many other vault dwellers with you to hang out and possibly date and an overseer (shows well dressed man/women) this is your overseer they will be in control of your vault and will make sure all your needs are kept in mind and well given”

(the TV shows a book landing on a table labeled “rules of the vault” and the pages flip open to a random page)

TV announcer: “just remember the rule (red X comes up) never leave the vault until the safety squads come and let you out (red X comes up) don't tamper with vault-tec systems (red X comes up) never break the rules…but above all else enjoy your new life with (singing) 🎵 vault-tec🎵

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 23 ⏰

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