Single Dad. ( Bruno Mars Fanfic)

Chapter 2

January 4th, 2013 -

A couple of months have passed, and this year, Bruno is turning 28, and Brianna will be 3. Bruno still cries about Jess leaving him while Brianna is curious about the situation. She has no idea what the heck is going on because he's hiding it from her.

Oh well... right now, we're going to take a look into Brianna-Jamorah-Hernandez's life once again ( because she's funny), duh 🙄!!

(In Brianna's voice)

Brianna: " Narrator, please shut up and let me tell my story!!"

Narrator: " I apologize, but please let me finish my part 🙏!!"

Brianna: " You suck!!"

I sighed with annoyance because I'm not finished letting you guys know. You know what, just enter Brianna-Jamorah-Hernandez's life, please 🙏.

Brianna Hernandez -

Well, it's about damn time that I take over from the stupid narrator 🙄!! I don't even want a narrator anymore because they add rubbish 😒.

( I honestly don't mind if I have a narrator. I'm just being drama), but for real, though, they're honestly annoying 😒 🙄.

Well, whatever 🙄. Right now, my dad and I are watching TV together, and I notice that every 5 seconds, he'll keep looking at an unknown person on his phone, which makes him cry. I'm getting very worried so I asked him what was going on.

Brianna: " Daddy, what's wrong? You keep looking at your phone with tears in your eyes. "

He stared at me and shook his head.

Bruno: " It's nothing. Don't worry about it. I'm going to make lunch, so just continue watching the movie without me. "

He then went to the kitchen to make lunch for us both 😋. And...

Yeah, did you know that my dad is Roberto for the new Rio movie? Yes, I'm shocked, and I want to be part of it, especially Amy. They say that we're too young to do this. But I don't mind because my dad is in it, and it makes me happy ☺️.

I really hope that they make a Rio 3 so I can join finally.

Narrator -

At the age of 6, Rio 3 comes out, and they call Bruno Mars back to act as Roberto because the audience love him. They also let Brianna join, but be Roberto's daughter Robita. She is exactly like him ( father and daughter), duh 🙄.

Well, let's carry on with Brianna-Jamorah-Hernandez's life.

Brianna Hernandez -

This narrator is honestly getting on my nerves 😒. But I hope whatever they say is true 👍.

My dad came back smiling at me while holding two bowls of noodles 🍜. Yummy 😋 😍.

Brianna: " You know me so well 😍😍."

He laughed and handed me one bowl 🥣. I then started eating my own, and my dad literally just had to take a picture of my cuteness, so he did.

Bruno: " Say cheese. "

I smiled at him, and he took a picture, then put it on his Instagram page. Our fans went crazy. ( like very crazy) Some people were outside of our house that our guards had to chase them away or call the cops 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️.

Crazy 🤪 😜!!! But my dad and I didn't seem to care 😕. He closed all the curtains so that we could enjoy the movie together, until Amy called me.

THANKS AMY FOR NOTHIN' 😘

My phone vibrates.

Brianna: " Uhm, dad, Amy is calling me. Can I quickly answer her call, please?"

Bruno: " Sure, but make it quick because the Bruno Mars can't wait any longer. "

I laughed uncontrollably with him and then answered the call.

Phone call with Ames -

Brianna: " Amy, I'm trying to watch a movie with my dad!"

Amy: " And I have something I need to tell you. "

Brianna: " Make it quick because my dad can't wait that long. "

Amy: " Your dad is so impatient 🙄."

We both laughed, and she just talked about her starting school for the first time.

Brianna: " I know, I'm so nervous 😓. "

Bruno: " I'm getting very impatient now 😤! Hurry up!"

Brianna: " I'm coming with your impatient and short self."

Amy laughed when I said that 🤣. My dad groaned and rolled his eyes.

Bruno: " Whatever. Please be quick, though 🙏. "

Brianna: " Impatient ass 😒."

Amy: " You sent me to another planet 🤣🙏."

Brianna: " Yeah, well, it's true 👍 😄. "

Bruno: " Hurry up!!! I've been waiting for 2 whole years 😩! How long is it gonna take you to finish talking with that girl? A whole century?!"

Amy laughed uncontrollably because of what my dad said to me. I groaned and frowned 🙁 ☹️.

Brianna: " Hey!! I'm not that slow!!"

He smirked at me.

Bruno: " Sure you aren't. Please hurry up. Otherwise, I'm watching this without you 😭. "

I groaned with anger and frustration 🫤.

Brianna: " I'll speak to you later because this short stack over here is so impatient with his tiny looking self 😒."

Amy: " Says you, you're even more tinier than him 🙄 🤣! Tiny midget 🤣."

Brianna: " I will kill you 😡!"

She ended the call while laughing uncontrollably. I stared at the phone with annoyance. And my dad had to be annoying once again 🙄.

Bruno: " I'm watching this without you. "

I quickly ran to the couch and quickly grabbed my bowl of noodles, and carried on watching with him 😅.

That's so cruel of him to do that 😢. I know he would never do that. lol, he was just threatening me again.

After a couple minutes into the movie, I heard my dad's voice in the movie, and I was speechless 🙊 😶.

Brianna: " No way!!"

Bruno: " Yes, way."

Brianna: " It's gonna take 55 years for me to process that you're Roberto. "

He started laughing uncontrollably.

Bruno: " Well, I can't wait that long. "

Brianna: " You can never wait. Even if it was 5 minutes. "

He scoffed.

Bruno: " Says the girl that literally kept crying for me to come back home. Even though I was only gone for 4 minutes. Outside in our backyard. "

Yes, that's very embarrassing 😳 🫣.

Brianna: " Can we just watch this now?"

Bruno: " Crybaby. "

I playfully punched him while laughing with him 😂 🤣. He's the best dad in the world, and now he's starting to chat with an unknown woman 👩.