I was in the kitchen cooking dinner. I called my boyfriend Angel to the kitchen to taste the pozole I was making to see if it needed more salt.
“ANGEL COME HERE,” I yelled from the kitchen.
“QUE AMOR?” he yelled back as he came running down the stairs. ‘’Mmm it smells really good. What you making, mi amor?’’ he asked as he hugged me from behind.
“I’m making pozole. I need you to taste it to see if it needs more salt,” I replied before grabbing a spoon and putting a bit of pozole on it.
“Con mucho gusto, mi amor.” he said before he started kissing my neck.
I let out a soft moan, “Not now, babe. I'm making dinner~~” I said.
“Pero mi amor, I'm craving something else.” he said with a smirk. He then grabbed my ass, ”You look so delicious today. solo mirándote me estoy poniendo duro~’’ he whispered the last part in my ear.
”I think you can wait a bit, right Angel?” I said before putting some pozole in his mouth.
”Mhmm it tastes amazing, but you would taste better. Also, no. I can't. I want you now. I have my needs, we wouldn't want me cheating on you right amor?” He slid his hands up and down my hips.
I gave him the bombastic side eye as soon as he finished his sentence. ”Of course I wouldn't want you cheating on me. Are you trying to tell me you have or you will?” I told him in an angry tone of voice.
“I mean, a man has his needs right? If I have to I will.”
As soon as he said that, I pushed him away. ”Your’e such a fucking dick Angel!” I replied.
“Bro, you fucking woman are so sensitive!” He said.
“Ohhhh, so you're telling me I can cheat too!?” I said.
“bro, no!” he said.
“First of all i'm not your bro, also why can you cheat but I can’t?”
“Because I’m the man of the relationship. You’re just a hoe thats
looking for attention, so stop being so overdramatic you fucking bitch.” he said.
“You know what? Fuck you! You’re such a dick! Get the fuck out of here!!!! THE ONLY REASON IM WITH YOU IS CUZ LORD SUKUNA AND GOJO AREN'T REAL!!!!!!!” I yelled at him.
“Don’t do this to me, please!” he said. “Im sigma!” He then started
twerking while mewing. I was shocked and turned on by this. I took him back and then we made out on the counter while the food was burning and fire started to spread. Like real sigmas. Then we started mewing and then he butt raped me booty naked.
I felt like I was on cloud nine as he oiled me up and spread my ass. I got backshots that sounded like world war one bombs as the way he was slamming himself into me felt like my ass was wide into a hula hoop. “You feel sooo sigma.~~” he moaned into my ear. “I'm gonna fanum tax that gyatt like an alpha daddy I am.”
I was so turned on that my imaginary dick was hard as a rock. It wasbso hard that he slammed into me. I felt as his balls hit my gyatt, I moaned out, “You’re such an alpha daddy, spread my cheeks like peanut butter and jelly.”
I felt like I was floating in the air. Everything felt so nice, till I heard him say “Dance for me.” as he got out of me. I obeyed him and transformed into something that looked like jojo siwa and a swamp monster fucked and merged.
This was me before my epic skibbidy toilet transformation:
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Then this was me after:
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Angel looked me up and down and licked his lips, then hit bit his lower lip, edging in Ohio.
Target spotted.
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“And-” before I could finish he grabbed my hips and slammed my back to the wall and carried me, shoving his long 10,218,473,209 inch slimy dick in me and fucked me rough while I saw donuts, I could even see Rengoku looking down at us and giving us a BIG bombastic side eye.
