Badboys are stupid, Nerds are rad

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Hi hello. this aint no stupid shit. just kiddin. The names Unity Rose LeCrow. Or URL. or Rose. Or what ever.

How about you say something bout yourself.

Somethin bout maself. aye. hmm.

Im 14. Im Asian, no i aint no squinty eye woman. Im totally known for big eyes. I live in FIlipinas. lel. So ill speak the language. Hindi mo alam ano sinasabi ko. Lol. I know. kewl.

So Me n' ma Familia moved to that pretty place called Montana. Wierd i know. So tip to make boys go the fuck away is to say. FUCK OFF./

then theyll leave. I promise.

New school. new shit. Yay. so. Start the day shall we? No. Fuck no.

Well yes cause i cant stop the time. wich is shit.

now momma is go--

"Roe, (yes. my nick names roe) ali na! malate na jud ka."

--nna call me.

You see in the Fili, theres millions of languages Ilokano, bisaya, tagalog, waray, illongo and more shit.

yep. and all i know is Tagalog and Bisaya. well lol.

walkin to the car. yeah . yeah .yeah.

I open the door-- what the fuck is that smell! It smells like...

Gasoline girl. yeah. gasoline gurl.

*derp*

................

I arrive. In the lands of Montana high. I step inside the doors--

"Hey you!"

Well hello miss Bitchiana.

"Ano? (what)"

"What did you say? Well no one cares . My name is Micha. remember that. You get in my way, your dead.".

"Akala mo may 'care' ako sa tae mo? hay nako. hindi mo nga alam ano sibasabi ko(You think i care about your shit? No way. You dont even know what im talking about."

Woo. nice Rose.

"What?"

Lol." Walaz( Nothing)"

And i walk away. Like a boss *cue the 'like a boss music'

Lol.

Im asian n' i know it.

So the schedule . In my beautiful hands. Lol. Math, then my personal subject which no one has and the teacher is a janitor, Filipino then,Science then lunch, then English, then hekasi. well. kay.

RIIIING!

Bell! Shut the fuck up!

And open the door. And my highness comes.

" Class, We have a new student. Come Rose."

Strut and strut and pose. jk.

"Will there something youll tell them?"

"Alright. Ako si Rose Le Crow. Im 14. Im asian. Im not smart. My C- says that. and... that."

and go to your seat like a boss.

look to the left. Creepy dude whos smirking like an idiot. He has abs . Im jealous . Ive always wanted to have abs.

" Like what you see?"

I knew it.

"Uh. No? If not I should be jealous."

"Uh why?"

" You have abs. Ive always wanted abs. Howd you get em?"

He turned away. Good. Give yourself a kick.

look to the right. Asian dude. Ok. glasses. check. Nerd confirme!

"Hey look. Rose gal . im the smart on here. if youll try to steal my spot . Ill punch you."

Ok.?

"Im dumb , ok? I aint no smarty pants. I fail at math and shit. ok so kick yourself in the butt."

He shut up. Good. kill yourself.

Turn to the board like a creepyvdude. lol.

" So class, since its first day of class we have a free day so.... yah.)

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

*Derp*

Get ze books and read Steelheart©

Yes. i love books. them booty ful. lol

Now put on zem ear phones and listen to troll music and pianos. yes them magnifique. lol.

Then someone dropped a plastic spider. No i aint no scream. I took it and threw it to my back. *cue the awesome shades*

then someone took my book away. Legit face on. The book is gone and the stealer was creepy dude.

"Whadya want."

I said that see?.

"Hmm.. nothing? how about we cut class?"

he.said that lol

"uhh.. no."

Then grab le book from his hand and go outside like a boss while the bell rung

RRIIING!