[Discontinued]A Normies Life In Paradise (Touhou Fanfic)

Death

Death

A concept feared by everyone.
An end of life. . . Well, Subjectively anyways.
It's something someone can experience at least once in a lifetime.
Now, if you're all wondering why I'm talking about death, it's because I just died a few days ago.
Now now, I know what you're thinking,
"That's fake! You can't write this if you died!", Exactly. I can't, and no, it's not because I was miraculously saved by doctors, that would take at least a week until I can write, at least I think so anyway, but enough of that, I'm gonna try and recap what happened as close as I can remember.

Oh yeah, here.
BGC: "Test" - Conversation
(BGC - Back Ground Character)
(Test) - Author's note/technical things
*Test* - Actions
BGC: ("Test") - Thoughts

My writing style is gonna be inconsistent, because I'm FPS gamer, so don't complain, because if you're reading this, I'm most likely dead.

It was monday, 6pm, the sun was setting, there was a sprinkle exactly as I left the campus, I was walking home on my usual path, the side of the road, bridge, the side of the road, alleyway, the streets, then boom, I would be at dorms, but at this day, September 13, 20××, it wasn't, which for those who knew me, also if you did know me, I miss you all, except Edward, Screw you, you still owe me 100, anyways, for those who knew me, it would be strange, as I'm a creature of habit, I don't deviate from my regular schedule because it gives me anxiety doing something I'm not used to, and before you judge, no, my life isn't miserable, I do change it occasionally, I do hang out with friends, visit my parents, and go shopping without getting groceries at least thrice a month, now I should stop getting distracted.
I was walking home to my usual path, I walked on the side of the road, (The pathway besides the road thats elevated, I forgot what it was called.), After walking down bridge or overpass, I walked past the park, and I was close to the alleyway, the shortcut to the dorms, but. . .
I saw lights on the walls on the shop, and in my peripherals, then I think I blacked out, all I could say was I heard a sound like "Hummmm", I think it was an engine, I regained consciousness, all I felt was pain, I couldn't tell what was up or down, left or right, all I could see was white, my ears were ringing, and everything hurt, I couldn't move my arms or legs to ease the pain, It was scary, I couldn't think now that I look back at it, I was basically fading in and out of my Consciousness, because I heard voices and the scent of alcohol (Not the drinking type), then I felt numb and heard a beep. From what I think, I was hit by a car, picked up by an ambulance and died in the ambulance or the Emergency Rooms.
I'm shaking when writing this like damn, I wouldn't wanna die again, that's for sure.
Well, I'll continue the narration.
After the beep, everything went black, no, not the color black you see everyday, not the absent of light, not anything. . . Just nothing. . . I didn't feel anything, I couldn't move anything, just, it was all nothing, I can't explain it, weirdly though, it felt calming, The afterworld, it's just nothing. . . That's scary, It's a thought disturbing that a 19 year old (Me) had to panic attacks in a row when writing this, Bah, I still can't believe that, but I'm sure you all won't believe what'll happen next!
I heard a weird sound like "Tshyoong!" Behind me, then everything looked weird, you know that art in a song, eh, I forgot the title but it's about Golden Lock syndrome and has Love me in it's main lyrics, yeah, it's got the many eyes thingy, like imagine tryphobia but with many eyes, yeah, like that, but it's all over the place, yeah, that's what it looked, there were eyes all over the place but it didn't look realistic, it's like an eye you can draw with 3 lines, then, a blonde haired lady with a weird purple dress and a strange white hat appeared from a portal that's shaped like eyes in front of me, she said somethings in Japanese, then oddly enough, she suddenly spoke fluent English but her mouth movements were out-synced, Of course, I wasn't paying attention to whatever she said as I was freaking out internally, then after she realized I wasn't listening, she frowned, then I was just dropped off at a forest, because I fell on my head first, I was knocked out.

               Chapter 0 - End

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Hah! You thought I was gonna continue?! Nah! I'm leaving you all in a cliff hanger! Ahahah! Take that authors who leave chapters in a cliffhanger!

. . .

Why am I even talking to myself, no one will stumble upon this. . .

Well, it's better then going insane and having no hope. . .

I am, no, was Jason, my last name won't matter to you, I'll go by Ryoma, I'm not gonna be able to leave this place anytime soon because everyone literally speaks Japanese here, so I'll most likely die if I mess up things, everyone here doesn't seem ordinary, they have monsters and such, they just look like your run of a mill Japanese girls, but, just you know, Monster girls, that's what I've noticed. Well, see you on the next chapters. . . God, I hope this isn't a waste of time.

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Actual Author's Note:

I am new to writing, I just decided to tackle it as I have nothing else to do at the moment, be blunt as hell if you're going to criticize, I need it. Also, thank you for reading this fanfic.

Disclaimer;!
I do not own Touhou and any characters from it, all credits for the characters go to Zun.

The only original character here is Ryoma.