[Discontinued]A Normies Life In Paradise (Touhou Fanfic)

I already hate it here

Chapter 1 -
I already hate it here

I woke up at a hospital surrounded by a bamboo forest that was taller then most buildings you'd see back home. . . I miss home. . .
I woke up in a bed, there were strangely modern machines which stood out of place in the room that had wooden floorings, a brick or clay wall painted white, a wooden ceiling, and an old style window that can be opened like a door, the strange modern machine I'm talking about is the metal thing that hangs a bag of medicines or blood with a tube connecting to your arm from the bag, It's not exactly modern, but it was certainly out of place, a thing made around the 1860's or something in a place like this is weird.

I was heavily bandaged (at least I think I was.), And couldn't move, during that time, for God knows how long, I spent thinking about what happened, what would happen to my family? where am I? why me? why did I have to die? Would I even be remembered? Honestly, it was just depressing thoughts.
Well, that chain of depressive thoughts was interrupted by someone entering my room. . .
My first thought outside of those depressive thoughts were. . .

("Damn, she hawt")
I'm kidding. . . It was actually. . .
("What's with that strange outfit? I she Harley Quinn who kept her job?")

(PS: This is me from 6 months later, and Eirin-san, if you're reading this, You are really beautiful, please don't experiment on me again using those big needles.)

She said somethings in Japanese, she said Eirin Yagokoro before slightly bowing, she was wearing a nurse uniform that alternated black or dark blue and red from left and right, she also had one of those lab coats on, she's definitely the doctor here, I felt out of my element here not gonna lie, also here. . . There's also the problem of how to pay, I basically got Isekaid into wherever the Hell this is, I think I got sent back in time because of the buildings, but that doesn't make sense, the modern thing metal thing that held a bag of medicine with a tube attached to my left wrist says otherwise, This is probably another world and some fellow other worlders influenced an ancient civilization, yeah, back to my point, I'll try to narrate it.

(PS: This is Ryoma from 6 months from the future, I'll try and translate it based of what I remember.)

Nurse Girl: *Says something in Japanese.*
(Eirin: "How are you feeling? Are you still feeling pain?" / "How are you feeling? Are you in Discomfort?"
Ps: Sorry for the bad translation. . .)
Ryoma: "Huh? What are you saying? Uhm, excuse me, do you speak English?"
Nurse Girl: *Says something in Japanese, she looked confused, she frowns, she looks irritated, then shocked, maybe concerned.*
(Eirin: "What are you saying? It is not the time to joke, unless. . . Wait, are you from the outside?" This day was stressful for her that's why she was short tempered that day according to her.)
Ryoma: "Uhm. . . What?" *I was genuinely confused, and very nervous, did I offend her in some way with English?*
Nurse Girl: *She says something in Japanese before sighing, she then walked towards me, she took my hand and put her thumb on my wrist.*
(Eirin: "Wha- No, Nevermind. Sorry for this." She checked my pulse, I didn't think that was actually possible to do it that way, but it was, so welcome to this place, I won't spoil it, but this place is certainly a Paradise, that was said with sarcasm.)
Ryoma: ". . ." *I remained quiet as she held my wrist, this was awkward, what on earth was she doing? She let's go of my wrists, takes her pen from the clip board she put on the bedside table or desk besides me, and started to poke me with it. I reacted by saying "Ow", she was definitely weird. . . After she did all that, she bowed with a look on her face that I can't describe and left the room.*

(According to Eirin, she was poking me all throughout my body (mostly) to see if I healed wrong.)

Wow, that was weird, well, at least I got to talk. . . Somewhat. . . On the bright side, she seems kind, and pretty too.
(Future Ryoma here, all I have to say is, oh boy, how wrong you are. . .)

After that, I was left alone. . .

. . .

. . .

Eventually, someone entered my room. . .

Ryoma: ("What the?")
Remember my stating that things like Monster girls exist on the first chapter? Yeah, there actually was.

*A girl with lavender or Pink-ish purple hair entered my room, she was holding a tray of well, food, but something stood out, she had bunny ears and red eyes. . . Other then that, her outfit was a 10 out of 10, out of place but, sheesh, it looks cool to me, she does look like she's cosplaying though, she also looks like Ichino-something from Nise-something.*

*She put the tray on the table beside my bed, then left.*
*Because I was Hungry, yes, I realized it when the food arrived, I tried to move, but it hurt, particularly my back.*

Ryoma: "Ah!" *I hissed in pain as I just lay back down.*
Ryoma: ("Welp, so this is how I die huh? How embarrassing. . .")

*The Rabbit Girl went back in my room.*

. . .

I was fed like a Kid that day, I don't know how to feel about that. I was at least fed by a pretty girl, so that's a plus in my books. Nothing much happened the rest of the day, The Doctor Girl checked up on me after my lunch and after my dinner, the Bunny Girl fed me dinner then I slept.

Being bedridden for days sucks honestly, communication sucks too because I have to rely on hand gestures to get what I need. . . Like damn, going to the bathroom the first few days was awkward, no, it was downright embarrassing, Oh yeah, I also forgot to say this, but I can't walk anymore, what the actual fuck! Like seriously, why yhe hell does everything bad happen to me of all people!
Anyways, sorry for venting like that, it's just, these past few days have been embarrassing, for extra context, I could barely move from day one to day four, I'm writing all this in day five because I am so bored out of my mind, I'll repeat, I am soooo booored out of my miiiind.

(PS: This is Ryoma from the Future, I can walk now, it took 4 months of therapy to go here, I do need a cane though, so yeah, that's that, according to Doctor Eirin, It will take a few more months for me to return to be able to walk normally without issues, even then, I wouldn't be able to run, this recovery will take at least a year and a half according to her estimates.)

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Actual Authors Note
Wow, honesty didn't expect my works to get a read, well, once again, thank you for reading this Novice's work, have a good day.