Total Drama Paper: Go To Print

EP013: Beanbeans, Bullet Bills and Fury Band-Aids

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Chris (voiceover): "Last time on Total Drama Paper: Go To Print! The campers were sent around the island to partake in a paintball match, with a twist! 7 of the campers were dressed in costumes of various creatures from the Monster Hunter series while the other 7 were armed with paintball guns. Noah tried to scare everyone by imitating a Mizutsune which led to a real one showing up on the island. This ended up being a real problem for Tyler, as he was mauled real bad by that sea dragon before Bridgette came to his rescue and flat out murdered the monster. To celebrate, after a tearful goodbye to Tyler who was too injured to continue the game and was medically evacuated, the remaining campers had a wicked barbecue the following day, all except Harold who was too sick from being stuck in a tree all night to party with everyone else. Chef was so TO'd that he couldn't cook the steaks for everyone that he sulked back to his shed. What is Chef plotting behind the campers' backs? What will Ezekiel say to Harold when he returns the next morning? Will Cody and Lindsay's feud result in a déjà vu of Katie and Sadie's scuffle? What do Duncan and Trent have in mind for their alliance? Find out right here on Total...Drama...Paper:...Go To Print!"

*TDP: GTP intro*

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It was still Night 22 over Lavalava Island, and in the Goombas' cabin Katie was sitting on her bunk next to Lindsay. The two had been spending the last hour or so chatting away with each other and things for them seemed well. Just then, Bridgette walked in with her head in her hands.

Bridgette: "I already know you're gonna mock me for losing Tyler. Go ahead and do your worst. I don't care."

Lindsay: "Why would we even change our subject to that out of nowhere? I've been here talking to Katie about something else."

Bridgette: "Maybe it's because I know you want to kick me while I'm already this down." She exhaled and sat on her bunk just as Eva and Chilly returned from the shower blocks.

Chilly: "Ahhhh that was actually a good shower, you'd think with how rundown the building looks from the outside, it'd match inside. But I was actually surprised by that." She lowered her body to allow Eva to dismount. "Hey Bridgette, what's up? You seem like you had your heart torn in front of you."

Katie: "She's still sad that Tyler got mauled by that dragon and had to leave here."

Bridgette: "She's actually right as much as I hate to admit it. Look, I can see why Blockhead would wanna troll us, but with that happening? The real question is, what if it was the orangutan that got mauled?"

Lindsay: "What are you even talking about? Geez, I think your sadness is starting to mess with your head in more ways than one."

Bridgette: "Ugh, I'm talking about Owen. You know? Noah's boyfriend remember?"

Katie: "Wait you call him that?"

Bridgette: "He told me his uncle used to call him that apparently. But my point stands, what if Owen got mauled instead of Tyler? How would he feel about that?"

Chilly: "Not very good..."

Bridgette: "Exactly, he'd be devastated if Owen found himself being airlifted off of Lavalava Island."

Lindsay: "Eh, I guess."

Eva: "Ok, since you don't care. What if Duncan was the one that got mauled and airlifted outta here? Would you be devastated then?"

Lindsay froze, she realised Eva wasn't playing. The air around her began to go cold just like it does whenever Chris gets to the bottom 2 every Syrup Jar Council. Eva crossed her arms and smirked at Lindsay, knowing damn well she got her in a corner that she couldn't escape from.